april 9th

april 9th is the day prince philip died

hey do you know how and when prince philip died?
yes he died on april 9th due to a sneeze

by nevnevnev123 April 9, 2021

April 28th

If you are born on April 28th you have a huge cock. We're talking 9 inch or over. If you are dating a guy born on April 28th you are very lucky.

"He's born on April 28th, he must have a huge dick" (totally not my birthday)

by Sirsploit August 16, 2023

April 14th

Fuck a friend day. The day two friends fuck and keep it low-key

Chris: Today is April 14th I can’t wait to fuck Olivia my friend.

by Hardy12 April 11, 2022

April 29

A day to appreciate your mother for all her hard work!

×: let's get your mom some cake.
O: why?
X: Uh Duhhh! ITS APRIL 29TH, MOM DAY NOW GET HER SOME CAKE!!!

by Wandering-Soul♡ April 28, 2023

April 18th

International dominant Woman day; A day when dominant women are celebrated by submissive bitches

Bro tommorows April 18th, my girls gonna tie me up and peg me!!

by NotDemented April 18, 2022

April 7th

April 7th is international show your boyfriend your boobs day in which you should definitely show your boyfriend your mommy milkers

Oh hey girl it’s April 7th
*sigh*

by Definitely not Kelly April 2, 2022

April 12

the person who is born on this day can be funny, but loud. they have great flexibility and a great personality (sometimes) they can be annoying at some parts in the day but they are a great friend to be around but can be emotional. they are also naturally very pretty

Boy 1 : “did you know Abigail is born on April 12?”
Boy 2 : “no wonder why she is so pretty!”
Boy 1 : “but she can also be pretty loud.”

by itsyogurlabbbbbbyyyy January 7, 2022