Carl is the most coolest turtle there is. Carl is a gay turtle legend. 🏳️ 🌈 pride!!! Carl is way better than Trump will ever be, so vote Carl! So many people have voted Carl so far but he is not president yet🙍Trump is in the lead due to cheating!! 😡 Anyways, vote for the turtle legend Carl! 🐢 🏳️ 🌈👍Everyone's vote counts
Vote Carl the Legend for president!!
*whispers* if you don't vote, Tom (the snake Carl as a crush on) will be under your bed tonight. If you have no railings and your mattress is on the floor.... well Tom will be somewhere in your room or wherever you sleep. This is not a threat.🚫 Remember! Vote for Carl!!!
*whispers* if you don't vote, Tom (the snake Carl as a crush on) will be under your bed tonight. If you have no railings and your mattress is on the floor.... well Tom will be somewhere in your room or wherever you sleep. This is not a threat.🚫 Remember! Vote for Carl!!!
by lovelypeachesonthetrack August 02, 2018
A doo-doo stain is the result of improper wiping after taking a dump. After taking the dump, when you pull your pants up.. your poop may go through your underwear and straight onto your pants/shorts/dress/shirt or whateverthefrik. You'll be humiliated in public and bye bye reputation :)
Make sure you wipe that butt kids!!
Make sure you wipe that butt kids!!
by lovelypeachesonthetrack August 02, 2018
Edited after 11 months
NXT Liv Morgan
The most beautiful girl you'll ever meet. Every guy she's with is a lucky man. Liv Morgan is always looking good especially when she's wearing a dress or just a top, leggings, and some Jordans. She's most likely to date someone with a name that starts with F, D, E, J,and T. Liv Morgan is smart, caring, beautiful, funny in her own way. She's most likely to act stupid for attention.
NXT Liv Morgan
The most beautiful girl you'll ever meet. Every guy she's with is a lucky man. Liv Morgan is always looking good especially when she's wearing a dress or just a top, leggings, and some Jordans. She's most likely to date someone with a name that starts with F, D, E, J,and T. Liv Morgan is smart, caring, beautiful, funny in her own way. She's most likely to act stupid for attention.
Girl: "Oh hey, there's Liv Morgan!"
Boy: "Oh my god. She's so fresh. My little sister always wanted those Jordans!!"
Liv Morgan: "Yo"
Boy: "Oh my god. She's so fresh. My little sister always wanted those Jordans!!"
Liv Morgan: "Yo"
by lovelypeachesonthetrack August 01, 2018
If you're at a restaurant and you see people chatting but you can't hear them, those are indistinct conversations.
by lovelypeachesonthetrack August 02, 2018
April Mendez Roleplays
April is an intelligent woman but doesn't express that a lot lately. Sometimes she acts dumb, but then at the time where she's actually being smart.. she gets called an idiot (sometimes). The people who say she needs help most likely need help themselves due to the things they do alone or in a group of friends. When April is acting weird people make fun of her but when others are weird they make tons of friends and no one makes fun of them. I think that's unfair to her.
April is an intelligent woman but doesn't express that a lot lately. Sometimes she acts dumb, but then at the time where she's actually being smart.. she gets called an idiot (sometimes). The people who say she needs help most likely need help themselves due to the things they do alone or in a group of friends. When April is acting weird people make fun of her but when others are weird they make tons of friends and no one makes fun of them. I think that's unfair to her.
"April Mendez is an idiot!"
by lovelypeachesonthetrack August 02, 2018
if you have this name you’re either a simp or the son of a simp, get it?
simp - son
i’ll shut up now
simp - son
i’ll shut up now
boy: “bro, you know homer simpson is a simp right? he’s totally cheating on marge bro!”
boy 2: “nah man. the real simp is obviously bart..”
boy 2: “nah man. the real simp is obviously bart..”
by lovelypeachesonthetrack May 23, 2020
by lovelypeachesonthetrack March 23, 2022