anal intake

the amount of anal sex some-one has per week. measured in cocks per hour.

Unit: cph

omg dunstan has an anal intake of 10cph

anal intake by omfgscrub April 12, 2006

anal propulsion 

The energy created when 2 or more people engage in anal sex. This method of energy production is not known to most of the known world and possess the power to propel a small car or propel a large space craft!

I used the power of anal propulsion to get to school in 3 minutes today!

or

Anal propulsion saved my life...and czechlosovakia

anal propulsion by Equipment of the magic dildos April 2, 2007

Anal Anguish 

1.Taking a dump after eating hot peppers.
2.Red swollen hemmeroids due to too much mexican food.

Dude this jalapeno dump has got me in some serious Anal Anguish.

Anal Anguish by Faded Death January 31, 2009

Anal Bread 

When you hunger and you require sustance so you accquire the anal bread. To stick the bread up someones ass and then eat it.

Male: Yo im hungry
Female: Get the anal bread

Anal Bread by Anal Bread Connoisseur March 23, 2019

anal chainsaw massacre 

the practice of wrapping ones penis in aluminum foil and then proceeding to viciously thrust it into a girlfriend or spouses' anus.

oh sharon! you promised you'd let me anal chainsaw massacre you tonight!

anal chainsaw massacre by the_carpenter March 30, 2009

anal clitoris

An anal clitoris refers to the stimulation of hemorrhoids during analingus. The hemorrhoids are the anal clitoris because of their extreme sensitivity and high concentration of nerve endings. It is an excellent stimulation for anal orgasm.

Oh, that ass licking is so good, don't forget to lick and flick my anal clitoris.

anal clitoris by esteban de queen March 6, 2011

Anal Rape Cellotape 

A word you can shout out at random and it's funny because it rhymes! It works well with "Ring Sting". A very good way to amuse friends

Danny: DUDE
Sam: What?
Danny: ANAL RAPE CELLOTAPE
Sam: HAHAHA DUDE THATS SO FUNNY!

Anal Rape Cellotape by Danny!!! March 7, 2011