Definitions by omfgscrub

anal intake

the amount of anal sex some-one has per week. measured in cocks per hour.

Unit: cph

omg dunstan has an anal intake of 10cph

anal intake by omfgscrub April 12, 2006

anal debris 

anal debris are the little bits of crap that come flopping out your anus after the penis is withdrawn out of the anus.

Oh my god Dunstan you've got some serious anal debris going on. *after being done up the bum by adam*

anal debris by omfgscrub January 13, 2006

Anal Vigilante 

One who is extremely vigilant of open (or closed) anuses and likes to ram their penis into the anal track at every given moment. This is a cross between your eveyday vigilant citizen and a anal whore; forming a super being who ramms penis into dirt tracks like a penis plumber. An extremist version of the Anal Frigulator to put it simply.

Dunstan, you're such an anal vigilante, your trying to insert your penis into my anal depths. STOP!

Anal Vigilante by omfgscrub January 4, 2006