wasted

feeling run down, usually accompanied with a headache

"Dude, my freakin' head! I'm so wasted!"

by James July 2, 2004

TW Wasted

"Totally wasted wasted"

to be totally wasted and then get wasted

"Joe was TW wasted before he snorted that blow off my dick"

by Jigglebilly December 3, 2003

Washeed

A poor person, or a person that cannot afford something. It can also be used to discribe someone.

That man is too washeed to afford that album.

by punkdoodster November 6, 2004

Columbian Mouth Washer

Someone who doesnt feel the need to brush their teeth because all the jizz keeps it clean.

Wow that girl is a real Columbian Mouth Washer.

by Teddy Gioia June 24, 2008

wiki wiki wasted!

getting so completely drunk that you run into walls instead of through doors, break shot glasses, piss on a male cheerleaders door mat and apartment door until he and his friends come to beat you up, so you run away with your pants down and fall down a flight of stairs. Usually happens when you stay with your best friend and a hot puerto rican girl in florida.

before the semester started I went to visit Jenny in florida and got wiki wiki wasted! I passed out on the balcony and they drew a penis on my face...

by Dick Nean November 16, 2006

Gully Washer

When you have to go the bathroom so badly you pee a little into your clothing to relieve some of the pressure. If you're at this stage then odds are very high you're not gonna make it to the bathroom in time.

"Dude! Did you see the back of Kayla's skirt when she rushed out?"
"Hell yeah! She must have let loose a gully washer during class."
"And did you see her after she ran into the hall? She, like, just started pissing onto the floor and it was, like, wierd!"

by Wail Halls May 16, 2006

wasted

to drink so much beer or other drinks that you get oosy and fall down if that happens you must be wasted

bob drank 21 budlights last night he was so wasted he praticly barfed he guts out and fell alsleep on the neboirs roof

by fuck master96 October 16, 2009