Walter Camp

Born Walter Chauncey Camp in New Britain, Connecticut
Born April 7th, 1859 - Died March 14th, 1925

One of the biggest influences in American history. Inventor/Creator of football. Started his invention in the late 1870's and finished in the early 1880's. Attended Yale University and went pre-med. Also played on Yale's football team as halfback and was team captain. After attending Yale, he coached there, until he transferred to coaching Stanford. Selected the early All-American Teams. Was a great halfback and a sure tackler.

Natty: Hey Conner...

Conner: Yeah?

Natty: Who did you say you did your report on and what did they do?

Conner: It was Walter Camp and he invented football.

Natty: Oh, GOTCHA!!!

by Conner Wilson April 18, 2007

waldron's cauldron

Having vomited into another person's anus then s/he farts to make it look like a boiling stew.

Damn, baby, that is one fine waldron's cauldron.

by TheReverend December 31, 2013

Walker

(v) to Get Ran Over or to Run over by or using a vehicle, usually an ambulance, with Enough Force to get instantly Cremated or to Instantly Cremate Someone.

Woah, did you hear that Stanley got Walkered by an Ambulance on his way out from the Hospital?

by handyman-677 January 17, 2021

J-walker

When two people are butt to butt, and one person farts into the other person's butthole.

Me and the girlfriend were sleeping butt to butt, and I slipped her a j-walker

by CrzCuban27 June 26, 2019

Wander

1. Not Giving a Fuck what your boss thinks
2. Great teacher

history of the word is based on the Teacher John Wander of Downers Grove North. His teaching style is not based on expectations of his boss but rather the expectations of his students.

"nah i pulled a Wander and told my boss to go to hell"

2."hey did you get any Wanders in your schedule?"

by Caldie May 2, 2008

Waldemar Syndrome

Waldemar syndrome is a psychological phenomenon in which a person turns a rather trivial task into a seemingly impossible challenge. Most likely caused by the fear of not controlling all the implied factors in a decision process.

The family holiday was severely delayed due to the father suffering from the Waldemar syndrome.

by cholesky November 21, 2013

Roy Walker

A tempting sexual liason with someone you really shouldn't due to any of the following reasons - too old, too young, too drunk, too mental, too disabled - but still posess a certain 'Je'nais ce quoi'

Something thats 'Good, but not right' (Mr Walker's catchphrase in 'Catchphrase')

"Saw you in the corner with Laura"
"Aye, reckon I'm in there"
"You do know her dad just died"
"Woah! Roy Walker!"
"What?"
"It'll be good, but not right"

by theshane October 2, 2007