It is expected that the small quantities of fluorides put into toothpaste can fluoridate the fatty acids present in almost all mammalian nipples, causing minute quantities of hydrofluoric acid to be released into the bloodstream. Normally HF is very toxic and bad for bones since it displaces calcium, but it is well established that low levels of HF over extended periods has proven to suppress nerve activity - hence the danger of HF acid burns since they are initially painless. This nerve suppression is believed to affect the brain, even in low concentrations, to produce a mild euphoria.
1. Mary and I went toothpasting down at Paco's house last night, that shit was nuts!
2. Toothpasting will fuck yo shit up!
2. Toothpasting will fuck yo shit up!
by yourBro October 14, 2012
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The act of spreading toothpaste on ones
nipples to create a high from titanium dioxide
reacting with the central nervous system.
"Toothpasting" is also known as "pasting".
The act of spreading toothpaste on ones
nipples to create a high from titanium dioxide
reacting with the central nervous system.
"Toothpasting" is also known as "pasting".
"We should stop by CVS to pick up some
Colgate so we can start TOOTHPASTING tonight."
"Yeah man, lets get pasted!"
Colgate so we can start TOOTHPASTING tonight."
"Yeah man, lets get pasted!"
by Austinium83 October 16, 2012
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A dead tooth that has turned brown and poo colored. Made funny by the wireless 'blue-tooth' contraptions of today and the future!
by scariel September 12, 2006
Get the poo-tooth mug.A type of sleeping prank where you apply toothpast to your penis and proceed to insert it into the sleeping victims oral cavity and vigorously clean their teeth.
Greg: Dude George just fell asleep and his breath smells like butt juice.
Fred: Give him a Samolian Toothbrush thatll teach him to Listerine before passing out!
Fred: Give him a Samolian Toothbrush thatll teach him to Listerine before passing out!
by NinjaGangsta September 26, 2010
Get the Samolian Toothbrush mug.Toothpasting is a fad similar to huffing paint - a poorfag's way of getting high. It involves increasing the permeability of the skin on your nipples (either by rubbing them with an abrasive, or alcohol, a paint thinner, or nail polish remover), and then covering your nipples in toothpaste. A chemical from the toothpaste then absorbs through your skin and enters the bloodstream, getting you high.
It also works if taken as an anal suppository, but a tingly minty ass isn't as fun as tingly nipples.
It also works if taken as an anal suppository, but a tingly minty ass isn't as fun as tingly nipples.
Dude, I finally found a good way of getting into Sarah's shirt - I just told her I'd help her try toothpasting. I just rubbed her tits with mouthwash and then ten minutes of Colgate later we were zoning out.
by JimmyJohnBobo October 16, 2012
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Skeezer dun bought me a snaggle tooth stripper.
I was hella feelin' that female... until she smiled at me... snaggle tooth bitch.
Skeezer dun bought me a snaggle tooth stripper.
I was hella feelin' that female... until she smiled at me... snaggle tooth bitch.
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