A common disorder precipitated by the overconsumption of alcohol causing the hammered sufferer to reach out by phone to every last person in their telephone contact list.
In a state of tragic undeniable pathos, a bad case of telephonitis drove her to make attempt after attempt to communicate absolutely nothing of importance with seriously shitfaced unintelligible slurring and an endless flood of tears!
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Gyro: Tell him to go eat shit Johnny
Johnny: Tell him yourself
Gyro: Eat shit asshole! Fall off your horse!
Johnny: Tell him yourself
Gyro: Eat shit asshole! Fall off your horse!
by Bojo183926 August 18, 2021
Get the Tell him to go eat shit Johnny mug.A largely incompetent I$P which spends much of its resources collecting money from cu$tomers, and too little time providing anything which may be confused with goods/services.
Characterised by not-so-technically-supportive technical support, and underpaid, uneducated monkeys in their billing department.
Tel$tra have often been described by their customers as "Gimpier than a three-legged dog"
Synonyms: Incompetent, ethically retarded, FUBAR
Characterised by not-so-technically-supportive technical support, and underpaid, uneducated monkeys in their billing department.
Tel$tra have often been described by their customers as "Gimpier than a three-legged dog"
Synonyms: Incompetent, ethically retarded, FUBAR
by Spoz May 21, 2004
Get the Tel$tra mug."Hey man, Did you download that sweet new Green Day teletinkle ?"
"nah, not yet"
I didn't like the teletinkles my phone came with so I downloaded some new ones.
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I didn't like the teletinkles my phone came with so I downloaded some new ones.
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Pub, boozer, battle cruiser, Bar TELCRUZAR.
It is still as slang refers to any pub except that Bar TELCRUZAR makes it sound like such a pub exists and the "zar" at the end makes it sound like a posh pub ( that doesnt actually exist ).
Pub, boozer, battle cruiser, Bar TELCRUZAR.
It is still as slang refers to any pub except that Bar TELCRUZAR makes it sound like such a pub exists and the "zar" at the end makes it sound like a posh pub ( that doesnt actually exist ).
A. I am going to take you to the Bar TELCRUZAR ( any cheap old battle cruuiser or boozer ).
B. Wow I am getting taken to a place that sounds posh.
B. Wow I am getting taken to a place that sounds posh.
by Danny Travers April 22, 2006
Get the Bar TELCRUZAR mug.Mark lit up a J and then tele-blazed his buddy Quinden, who has also just smoked a lovely bubbler. The two excitedly converse about the possibilities inherent in the watermelon pipe.
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