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an advanced slang name 4 a pub
Pub, boozer, battle cruiser, Bar TELCRUZAR.
It is still as slang refers to any pub except that Bar TELCRUZAR makes it sound like such a pub exists and the "zar" at the end makes it sound like a posh pub ( that doesnt actually exist ).
A. I am going to take you to the Bar TELCRUZAR ( any cheap old battle cruuiser or boozer ).
B. Wow I am getting taken to a place that sounds posh.
by Danny Travers April 03, 2006
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