tits

two glands located on a woman's chest that carries milk glands to feed the children, and NIPPLES FOR GUYS TO SUCK ON. Usually round with a variety of sizes, colorations, and shapes. also good for licking, smacking, twisting, pulling, headbutting, eating off of, and biting/nibbling.

This bitch has nice round perfect ass tits.

by Soultronics September 10, 2003

shimmying arm tits

The excess arm lard on a massive person or commeon folk. When they start to move the lard on their arm starts shimmying like wild tits.

Arnold wanted to holler at lisa, but then she took off her sweater and revealed her tank top. As she was walking the wind and her sudden movements made it clear that she had shimmying arm tits...

Arnold still wanted to holler since he wanted to suck Lisas shimmying arm tits.

Arnold is grimy.

by Mil 2 May 14, 2008

Pointed Tits of Sorrow

A female that has pointy tits pointing down. The suffix 'of Sorrow' relates the the tits pointing down to Hell and eternal sorrow.

In the movie Alexander, that chick that Colin Farrell has sex with has Pointed Tits of Sorrow.

by _Aydin_ January 24, 2009

butt tits

A term to describe a woman's overall good looking combination of Butt + Tits. The woman generally has to have above par stats in both the butt and tits areas.

Damn, she's got some decent butt tits.

by JacksoniteBlog August 1, 2011

your tits

small

your tits are small

by bungyboi September 1, 2021

tits

breasts. plain and simple (not really).

take your girlfriend to the frozen food section of a store. Watch the magic unfold on her tits!

Guy: Oh my god! Your tits!!
Woman: Uhhhh... I can explain?
Guy: no need to!
(fondling her tits)

by wakalakalover45 April 9, 2005

tits

An acronym for TWO IN THE SHIRT. Used covertly by perverts.

Kid in Church: "Yo father, that nun got some big tits!!!"

Priest: "Yes my child. That milf has TWO IN THE SHIRT"

by Ezekiel Calhoun November 30, 2010