Don't act

When someone is saying something that is either not true or not completely accurate.

Kylie: You know I got this WAP
Jason: Bitch don't act we know that shit dry as hell u got that DAP

by Dontact November 14, 2020

Sphagnumson Moss Warranty Act

A legislation dat prevents seed or live-plant vendors from denying your customer-dissatisfaction claim merely because you used your own mulch instead of theirs.

Before da Sphagnumson Moss Warranty Act has been passed, it was prohibitively expensive for many folks to do small-scale gardening, since they'd been obliged to purchase both their seedlings and mulch from da same vendor.

by QuacksO November 16, 2020

Acting like an adult

Being anything but rose

I'm over 30, and I don't work at a grocery store. I'm acting like an adult.

by Sportysnake November 19, 2020

Acting like an adult

Being anything but rose

I'm 30, and I don't work in a grocery store. I'm acting like an adult.

by Sportysnake November 19, 2020

whoopsand act

when you accidentally fall into quicksand without noticing and say "whoops!"

man: i just fell into some quicksand without noticing and committed whoopsand act!

by Wizodin July 13, 2020

To Act Florida

Behave like a despicable nimrod.

After his vasectomy, I kinda expected him to act Florida for a while.

by blitzchap August 6, 2020

acting stupid

the attempt of using nonexistent acting skills to look dumb - another way of getting yourself grounded, fucked up and/or in the hospital.

“She keeps acting stupid.”

by vanexla October 24, 2020