drunk protest

When you run away from the cops but you're drunk and think you're protesting against coyotes.

I had a drunk pwotest *coughcough* i mean drunk protest UWU UWU

by Wizodin September 27, 2020

Enemgai

pronounced "enn-em-j"
A short word for "Not My Job!" based on NMJ.

i have to put enemgai here

by Wizodin October 20, 2020

Fresh Aquatic Book

FAB!

"Fresh Aquatic Book l"

by Wizodin May 31, 2019

38746260

69 x 420 x 1337

Mr "Blackbeard" Teach: What did you learn today?
Student 1: (derivatives)
Student 2: (nothing)
Student 3: 69*420*1337 = 38746260!
Mr "Blackbeard" Teach, to student 3: you are the best student EVER!!!

by Wizodin September 27, 2020

Guantanamo

The loveliest boy you will ever meet. He is kind, passionate and caring. He will love you forever.

Guy 1: Hi man!
Guy 2: I love you!
Guy 1: Aww! You seem like a Guantanamo to me!
Guy 2: That's so nice!

by Wizodin April 12, 2020

WWSC?

Who wants some CANDY?

Stranger: WWSC?

by Wizodin October 20, 2020

whoopsand act

when you accidentally fall into quicksand without noticing and say "whoops!"

man: i just fell into some quicksand without noticing and committed whoopsand act!

by Wizodin July 13, 2020