Guantanamo

The loveliest boy you will ever meet. He is kind, passionate and caring. He will love you forever.

Guy 1: Hi man!
Guy 2: I love you!
Guy 1: Aww! You seem like a Guantanamo to me!
Guy 2: That's so nice!

by Wizodin April 12, 2020

WWSC?

Who wants some CANDY?

Stranger: WWSC?

by Wizodin October 20, 2020

38746260

69 x 420 x 1337

Mr "Blackbeard" Teach: What did you learn today?
Student 1: (derivatives)
Student 2: (nothing)
Student 3: 69*420*1337 = 38746260!
Mr "Blackbeard" Teach, to student 3: you are the best student EVER!!!

by Wizodin September 27, 2020

whoopsand act

when you accidentally fall into quicksand without noticing and say "whoops!"

man: i just fell into some quicksand without noticing and committed whoopsand act!

by Wizodin July 13, 2020

Enemgai

pronounced "enn-em-j"
A short word for "Not My Job!" based on NMJ.

i have to put enemgai here

by Wizodin October 20, 2020

drunk protest

When you run away from the cops but you're drunk and think you're protesting against coyotes.

I had a drunk pwotest *coughcough* i mean drunk protest UWU UWU

by Wizodin September 27, 2020

Fresh Aquatic Book

FAB!

"Fresh Aquatic Book l"

by Wizodin May 31, 2019