long beach ny steamer

A common sex act performed in the city by the sea. After a night of doing jagerbombs, a man wakes up the next morning and has a loose, foul-smelling bowel movement and he does not wipe. He proceeds to not shower and go about his business for 72 hours. At this point, the shit has now completely hardened to his ass and he peels it off, revealing a nice, pus-filled rash. He then goes and sees his girlfriend who is 6 months pregnant. She takes enough RU-486 (the morning after pill) to spontaneously abort the child. The still wriggling fetus is then inserted into the pus-filled asshole of the man. Then, when the fetus is presumed dead, the man shits it out onto his girlfriend's chest.

Hey Sheila, it's been about 72 hours so I am going to give you the Long Beach NY steamer whether you want it or not.

by propaneharry November 15, 2007

boston steamer

Leaving a steamy pile of shit on top of a glass table while somebody is laying under the table face up.

That glass coffee table would be perfect for a steamer, after we do lines of coke.

by alphahooker November 22, 2004

Boston Steamer II

When giving oral sex to your partner from behind while your partner evacuates air in your face.

I was eating my girl out from behind and she gave me the Boston Steamer.

by Golgo13 May 26, 2005

the pittsburgh steamer

wen u penetrate so much in anal ur nuts go in too, and they come out all rown and shit, much like the waters around a pittsburgh steamboat

damm bro i got shit on me from that crazy ass pittsburgh steamer!!!!!!

by john john January 3, 2005

cleveland steamers

A sexual act where one takes a giant, steamy shit on a girl's chest, then titty fucks her.

Jim: "I think i got some shit in my urethra after i gave Kim a Cleveland Steamer last night"
Bob: "Sucks, man"

by X August 18, 2003

steamer

Steamers are a blend of steamed milk and great tasting flavors that create a rich and creamy drink.

Why not try one tonight?

"I'm going to the dining hall to get a rich frothy steamer all up in my mouth!"

by Harry Lime September 22, 2005

Stanley Steamer

nown - An especially large pungent and fowl smelling pile of fecies that cause a warm, or hot sensation in the rectum and upon exiting the anus. This sensation is usually caused by the remnants of a spicy meal.

"You probably should wait about a half hour before going in there. I just dropped a stanley steamer in the toilet that could peel the paint right off the walls."

by Justin Butler November 17, 2003