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Secret Stache

An overabundance of peach fuzz on young men or seemingly attractive women, usually requiring proper lighting and/or a closer look.

The early phase in the growing of a blond man's mustache.
"Did you make out with Jenny last night?"

"I was about to, then I noticed her secret stache."
by Cornwallis Jones January 10, 2009
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dash stache

The little patch of hair that women leave right above the mons pubis after waxing/shaving the rest of their pubic region bare.
"His girlfriend's ticklish dash stache did not stop him from giving her a night of oral that she would never forget."
by Bobbie Cocker March 16, 2010
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human search engine

I googled that question our prof assigned us but didn't get any usable info, so I txted a human search engine and got the answer within a couple minutes.
by JavaJaneOhio August 17, 2010
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stache

a courageous adolescent hailing from isolated Marin Country, characterized by his persistent efforts to grow facial hair.
Have you seen Stache? I think he skipped school again...
by GodfatherPart4 January 4, 2015
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stanch

"Uh u aint nuttin but a stanch"
by sexi_lyly July 18, 2006
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pedro sanchez stache

a flimsy moustache often seen on teenagers who cannot grow a real moustache, but attempt to anyway. seen in abundance during no shave november in middle schools.

looks like a much thinner version of the moustache sported by pedro sanchez in napoleon dynamite
Example #1
( ignorant middle schooler) dude are you gonna do no shave november? all of the upperclassmen are
(realistic middle schooler) don't be stupid we both know that the best we can do is a pedro sanchez stache.

Example #2
middle schooler 1: dude i didnt shave almost the entire summer, check out my bad-ass moustache!
middle schooler 2: you look like the biggest idiot i've ever seen. go shave off that pedro sanchez stache right now before you lose every one of your friends
by LeTacoGrande November 28, 2009
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Chinese word search

Another word for an erection. This is a measure of hardness of the boner. On the grounds that a Chinese word search is pretty damn hard, then if you are as hard as one then you have a very fine erection.
Dude 1: "Whoa man! Did you see that chick's hooters?"
Dude 2: "No shit! I'm hard as a Chinese word search!"
by Wizards Sleeve January 5, 2007
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