skeet shield

a rag or paper with a hole in the middle of it to stick your dick into and protect your clothes or skin as your skeet shots everywhere.

yo man did that skeet shield work last night or did u get covered in cum ?

skeet shield by #1 weed smoker of america sun August 20, 2009

skeeters 

n. A southern pronunciation of the word mosquitoes.

"These skeeters are eat'in me alive!"

skeeters by WiXan June 7, 2013

Ultamite Skeet skeet 

When you do a cumshot and it goes about 3 meters far

i tried to give a girl a cum shot but i did an ultamite skeet skeet and blew her away

Ultamite Skeet skeet by Makudan December 12, 2006

work da sheets 

A term used for "having sex".

Pimp: So when do we work da sheets sexy?

Gurl: Do I look like I'm for sale? Didn't yo momma teach you any manners? Look at you stand'n there like a Puff-Daddy wanna-be!!

work da sheets by unknowndawg February 3, 2004

skeet 

to cum upon a bitch.

Lil Jon: Skeet, Skeet, Skeet

skeet by Tyron April 10, 2004

skeet 

Pulling the penis out just before ejaculation and shooting the load outside the vagina. For example on her(his -.- ) belly or in case of doggy-style, on her(his -.- ) back or bottom.

Damn, the last time I skeet, the bitch went straight to the bathroom to clean that ass up.

skeet by k . June 14, 2007

skeet 

v. to project one's ejaculate

ORIGIN:

When "skeet shooting" with a real rifle, one uses clay pigeons. Since another term for a hoe, skank, hood rat, or chickenhead is a pigeon, in the same manner as firing ballistics at a clay pigeon, one may skeet on a "hood" pigeon.

The term has evolved to be used more loosely, as in ejaculating on anything, not just a pigeon, but its origin lies in riflery and marksmanship.

The term may also be used as a noun, refferring to the ejaculate itself:

My skeet's like acid, burn your eyeballs out

skeet by teetastic.com September 27, 2005