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skeeters 

The undefeated dodgeball champions two years and three tournaments in a row. No amount of balls to the face or broken bones can stop this undefeatable team. It took the school board three tournaments to realize the word "Skeet" (which they repeatedly said over the announcements) means to cum in the face, and upon finding out, forced the Skeeters to change their name the next tourney. It is rumored that they will call themselves "the Sea men" the following year.
"yo man those skeeters skeeted on everybody at the dodgeball tourney"

"yea i fucking told you they would, they alsways do"
skeeters by 07 June 29, 2006

skeeters 

n. A southern pronunciation of the word mosquitoes.
"These skeeters are eat'in me alive!"
skeeters by WiXan June 7, 2013

Skeeters 

Two very small breasts...so small they resemble mosquito bites. Spraying a little 'Off' bug spray on them may make them disappear comopletely.
Bess has little skeeters!
Skeeters by Bug123456 March 6, 2009

skeeters 

police men, cops, pigs, rats.
Sam got arrested by some skeeters cus she was smoking some mary jane.
skeeters by Sammmmmy Sammmmm June 29, 2010

skeeters are cheaters 

A comeback to the phrase "spitters are quitters"
John: Spitters are quitters!

Mary: Oh yeah, well skeeters are cheaters!
skeeters are cheaters by polpolpol November 5, 2013

Carpet Skeeters 

The carpet burns you get on your knees from doing it doggy style
What happened to your knees??

Got attacked by Carpet Skeeters
Carpet Skeeters by EchoBSN August 16, 2017
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