screaming crying killing myself

a figurative phase used when one hates a certain situation

i don’t want to go to work screaming crying killing myself

by genius trinny April 20, 2022

screaming mimi

when your doing a girl and light her pubes on fire and then attempt to put out with ur firey load

damn nigga, i was givin' yolanda a screaming mimi last night while my gurl was in da kitchen gettin some chicken

by Satch-mo March 25, 2007

eyebrow threading

A type of facial treatment that is the result of a person frantically wiping their face to protect their eyes after someone haphazardly ejaculates onto their face. The medial edge of the hand is used to wipe away the ejaculate that hangs from the brow ridge in an upward motion, which results in the thixotropic substance being stretched into thin threads that remain on the eyebrows.

I was surprised how pretty the bukkake star was after I saw her without the eyebrow threading.

by articulatetheobscene November 2, 2014

Jet-Screaming Hooty Queen

A Female so fine that when she blows past you you have to Catcall, Whistle, & Shout; the Quintessential Tits & Ass with the Wiggle & the Jiggle.

Boy, Let me tell Ya : When that Jet-Screaming Hooty Queen struted by me, I did an about-face and chased after her like a saucy, viril, rutting Buck.

by Paulytaz August 25, 2017

leg spreading

What the term "manspreading" should have been.

When someone spreads their legs out on a crowded bus or train, thereby preventing other people from sitting. Note that leg spreading only becomes an issue when the bus is around 75% full. Otherwise, leg spread as you so desire, especially if there's only 3-4 people on the bus/train. No one will care.

Me: I hate it when people leg spread on a crowded bus.

Her: Don't you mean manspreading?
Me: No, I mean leg spreading.

by Mary Mary Quite The Contrarian April 8, 2021

shredding

The act of one man fucking another man in the ass, while listening to "Blinded by the light."

*Blinded by the light,*
*wrapped up like a dousche in the middle of the night.*
*I was blinded by the light.*

Yo man those faggots were probably shredding all night.

by Dyll October 12, 2006

Spreading School

A place where moms and dads go in order to learn to spread butter, cream cheese, peanut butter, jelly as well as other assorted items on bread, bagels or crackers.

Johnny: Mom, how do you spread this cream cheese so smooth on my bagel?
Mom: Well, I went to Spreading School!

by islandgirl63 December 19, 2010