Pirate Shit

When you take a long shit and one of your legs falls asleep. Then when you get up, you walk around as if you have a wooden Pirate leg.

Jesse: Where's Josh? Oh never mind, I see him limping out of the bathroom. He must have been taking a Pirate Shit.

by JesseIU May 12, 2015

Virgin Shaming

The act of judging or mocking someone due to their assumed lack of sexual experience. The perpetrator will normally base this assumption on the victim's personality traits or behaviors that they associate with being a virgin. The perpetrator will often do this cover up their own insecurities.

When he asked his friends how to get laid, they began virgin shaming him.

by Stepman February 18, 2020

Fuck shirt

A type of boy who never wears shirts.

Emma: I’m talking to a guy named Tim at the moment and he’s trying to simp me up. He never wears shirts 🥵
Jacob: omg Tim is such a fuck shirt
Abbie: Emma you need a new taste in men you slet
Ari: ew
Emma: **angry in dutch**

by Sletterig April 26, 2020

shoulder check

The act of intentionally bumping another person's shoulder with your own shoulder as you walk past them. It is meant as a display of open aggression or simple disrespect depending on how roughly the shoulder check is performed.

Janet shoulder checked Denise on her way out, hoping for a fight.

by Miami Mistress November 30, 2009

whore shit

absurd or ridiculous. Horseshit.

That's whore shit and you know it.

by Nutzen YerMouf March 7, 2018

stripe shirt theory

The idea, proven by research, that a girls tits look larger when they wear a shirt with horizontal stripes on it.

Matt: Dude her titties are looking huge today.
Logan: Yeah shes wearing a stripe shirt too.
Matt: Its the stripe shirt theory again man!

by latinmaster December 16, 2011

Baby shake

To be utterly defeated, a knockout.

Luffy got baby shake by the yonko Kaido it wasn’t even a fight.

by Scott Tangents November 3, 2018