self imporcunt

when you invite someone to a social gathering and they make it seem like they will see what they can do about making it to make themselves seem more popular, even though you both know he/she has nothing else

Bill: hey man, comin to my party this saturday

Frank: well I dunno, i'll see if I can move my dinner with the pope but im not making any promises

Bill: A simple yes or no would of done you big self imporcunt, I don't care if your coming or not i'll still have fun... your a dildo.

by teh leet wAnkzor February 25, 2008

self castration

1. To remove one's own genitals with a knife or their teeth.

I will self castration myself.

by Darnie June 25, 2004

Self-call

When one says something in a bragging manner, and realizes that he is bragging, he may 'call' himself out on this brag, by adding the expression, "self-call" to the end of his statement. It can also be used to call someone else out in their bragging.

I am the best basketball player in the room, self-call!

"A" says, "I'm a great cook."
"B" replies, "Nice self-call"

by Yankbt October 24, 2007

Self-Harm

A form of hurting yourself when very sad/depressed

"please don't do self-harm it's not good for you"

by a.no.one October 15, 2018

Self-project

A person who is self-projecting is somebody who projects their own psychological traits back onto you.

People who Self-project are either delusional or are trying to deliberately manipulate you into error. (brainwash/confuse you)

by Rude Crude but Earnest Dude December 13, 2020

note to self

verbal form of mental indexing.
origins dating back to early 90's sitcom parker lewis can't lose who made use of "mental notes".

janes cable goes out. "note to self - call the cable company tomorrow."

by yorail May 14, 2005

Self flaggelate

To beat your self up for an extended period of time

His first reaction was to self flaggelate when his girlfriend left.

by Jaredr821 July 6, 2018