scoonut

Boonut wannabe

SCOONUT!

by anonymous April 29, 2024

sloonking

The act of shitting in your hands and then masturbating you or someone else.

Girlfriend: Hey Babe can we sloonk tonight?
You: Let me get the laxatives!
Girlfriend: I love sloonking!

by tristans.lifts May 1, 2024

soonatarily

A confident explanation one would give when asked how much longer a task may take even though in reality the person has no clue how long it might actually take.

When we asked our mechanic how long until our car would be ready he replied "soonatarily".

by Henry0730 June 16, 2024

Shooning

The act of gooning (masturbating/edging for long periods of time) while taking a shit.

P1 "Yo dude! Stop sending me Tiktoks, im Shooning!"

P2 "Oh my god, that's so real!"

by TheRealTreener_ February 3, 2025

Soon

2 weeks or more.

Urban Dictionary "Your definition will be reviewed soon"

by Best User On Urban Dictionary March 24, 2025

skooner

A homophobic slur used against homosexuals, originated in 1503.

"that skooner is bloody disgusting!"

by shooktiluourtoes April 21, 2025

Sboon

A female of a certain subset. They are LOUD. They typically smell bad. They typically have long fingernails. They typically have multiple baby daddies. The word SBoon is a shortened version of “she boon”… as in a female baboon.

“That Sboon just cash her tax refund. She has 6 kids so she received a tax refund of $12,000 even though she only paid in $3.83 in income tax. The taxpayers gladly hand the sboon their hard earned money. Instead of the tax money being used to repair infrastructure… we support many sboons.”

by Tsunauticus April 30, 2025