While sleeping with your girlfriend, quickly yank down your pants and sit on her face, after doing so you may let out a large puddle blanket, which may spray fecal matter on the woman's lips and or nose.
Man, While sarah was sleeping I gave the ol' midnight surprise with a swift poop spray to the mouth.
by Shizni January 22, 2007
A carnival in which it is a surprise. Usually happening at schools, or anyother places with large gatherings. Usually happens when you're not there, and your friends will tell you all about it, and how great it was.
While you were ditching school we had a surprise carnival, it was awesome.
by Andrew Foti January 31, 2006
A 3rd of Ameretto a 3rd of vodka and a 3rd of baileys Irish cream. Pours in a shot glass vodka 1st then ameretto then the baileys and enjoy.
by DjoneZ October 30, 2011
During Sexual intercourse from behind, the penis is withdrawn, the male spits on his partners back, and begins to vigourously masterbate, and when his partner turns around, he ejaculates in her face.
by disMaL June 16, 2006
When a man puts a frozen brat in a woman's ass, waits until it thaws and then has her shit it out onto a bun. He then squirts mustard into her vagina and has her squirt it onto the brat. He then feeds it to her with his feet.
Guy 1: I gave Kelly the Frankfurt surprise last night.
Guy 2: Did you use mustard or relish?
Guy 1: Mustard.
Guy 2: Did you use mustard or relish?
Guy 1: Mustard.
by B@LLS Out January 10, 2009
O man, last night i and my girl had our self one hell of a Hamilton Surprise and we ended up eating w.e was left.
by I POOOON ASS!!! June 08, 2009
A tranny surprise is something that seems like it may be good, but then turns out to be super bad. Any number of things can be considered a tranny surprise. A girl (see monet), that new car you bought that turns out to be a piece of shit, or a test that was suppose to be easy.
Hey mang, how did you do on that test?
Not so good Aubri. I thought it was gonna be hella easy, so instead of studying I partied all night, got super wasteyface, and woke up next to this chick.
Awesome!
No, not really. The girl turned out to be a super jankety monet.
Ohhh that sucks. You got double tranny surprised.
Yeah. I heard you got an “A” on the test though, goodjaubri!
Not so good Aubri. I thought it was gonna be hella easy, so instead of studying I partied all night, got super wasteyface, and woke up next to this chick.
Awesome!
No, not really. The girl turned out to be a super jankety monet.
Ohhh that sucks. You got double tranny surprised.
Yeah. I heard you got an “A” on the test though, goodjaubri!
by Ht's Auntie May 25, 2009