French Surprise

You fuck a midget while holding her up and running around so she screams "we we!" (oui oui) and then you slam her into a wall.

Jill the midget was pissed off at work on Tuesday because the night before, she had gotten a French Surprise.

by joey the cock April 17, 2008

Florida Surprise

when you pull out from some head to stop from cumming, but proceed to blow your wad all over her face anyway: mutual surprise ensues, as you thought you just needed a quick break.

Dan: "Oh yeah! Oh yeah! Oh no! Cindy, stop! I'm gonna cum!"
*yahtzee*
Cindy: "What? Come on Dan, what the fuck! All over my face?"
Dan: "Sorry darling, it was a Florida Surprise!"

by Da Sperminator May 8, 2011

General Tsao's Surprise

Chinese food that contains a mystery meat, usually cat.

Dude, don't get the General Tsao's Surprise, those people serve cat in their food.

by Garett Laugavitz February 23, 2007

kansas salad surprise

where a girl is completely doused in thousand Island dressing and three migets penetrate her mouth, ass, and cunt all at the same time.

That was gross when jenny had a kansas sald surprise against her own free will. poor jenny, what a stupid whore.

by Jack Meoffher February 8, 2005

washington surprise

have a girl you have no respect for go down on you on her knees while you're seated. if she's like most girls, she won't want you to 'icky' in her mouth, so warn her when you're about to. and as soon as she pulls off, clamp her head between your knees, bust on her forehead, pull out a dollar bill and slap it onto the newfound adhesive. then proceed to yell "Surprise!" and walk out the door (if at her house). if at your place, simply send her on her way. so degrading.

Tim's ex-girlfriend cheated on him and tried to seduce him to coming back to her by giving him the head of his life. But he got his revenge by giving her the Washington Surprise.

by zackeus83 May 15, 2006

eskimo surprise

An 'eskimo surprise' is when the penis is removed from the partner, and is immediately replaced with a popcicle or a frozen bread stick, without the knowledge of the partner. This is easiest to do from behind or whilst the partner is blindfolded.

Also see eskimo frenchbread surprise

Carl gave Cassie a Eskimo Surprise last week.

by Annonymus contributor August 10, 2006

hot sticky surprise

when a girl was piss drunk last night and wakes up not being able to open her mouth due to the hot jiz ejaculated in the oral region.

Little billy woke up with a hot sticky surprise and a latino in his bed, then was confirmed a gay.

by meowpoop and acclompice September 5, 2007