the act of masturbating using the thrust of your body instead of your wrist, keeping your hand stationary and utilizing full body motion (as in standard love making). This is the most realistic method of self-fornication that attempts to emulate the actual 2 person act of sexual intercourse.
Pros - great full body workout
Cons - lubrication may be needed
Pros - great full body workout
Cons - lubrication may be needed
Stationbating:
I stationbated all over my apartment last night, i took it to the kitchen, bathroom floor, doggystyle in front of the fire place..then finished on bottom while howling at the top of my lungs...
I stationbated all over my apartment last night, i took it to the kitchen, bathroom floor, doggystyle in front of the fire place..then finished on bottom while howling at the top of my lungs...
by wootao August 17, 2009
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Jim- “We look great this game. We should win this!”
Bob- “Don’t get too excited. They’ll end up Fresno Stating”
Bob- “Don’t get too excited. They’ll end up Fresno Stating”
by Fresno49er November 6, 2018
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People from Saoudi Arabia are Saoudis. Not arabians or arabs.
America is a continent, not a country.
Latin america already calls them that.
Every kid in Canadia is confused whenever they hear Americans on the television, until their parents tell them United Statians have an ego( that only Kanye West, coincidently another United Statian, rivals) so enormous that they have to take the name of the entire continent they live in.
Also see: Canadia
America is a continent, not a country.
Latin america already calls them that.
Every kid in Canadia is confused whenever they hear Americans on the television, until their parents tell them United Statians have an ego( that only Kanye West, coincidently another United Statian, rivals) so enormous that they have to take the name of the entire continent they live in.
Also see: Canadia
George: Dear, those damned United Statians make me wish we lost world war II after all.
Clara: Their ego is probably causing global warming.
Samantha: They don't even realize that the higher IQ States vote for democrats and lower IQ ones vote for republicans, how can they be so proud of a nation that most of the time is run by stupidity?
Laurence: Want some more weed, George?
George: Sure. And let's get back to what we were doing earlier, lets not forget men in Canadia get at least three cultured and hot women to do their bidding.
Women: As you wish, my lord!
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Ermanno: Esos americanos son estúpidos.
Alejandro: ¡También es! Tiene que decir: estadounidenses. ¡Pendejo!
Rodriguez: ¡Carabra! ¡Arriba Riba! ¡Tekila!
Clara: Their ego is probably causing global warming.
Samantha: They don't even realize that the higher IQ States vote for democrats and lower IQ ones vote for republicans, how can they be so proud of a nation that most of the time is run by stupidity?
Laurence: Want some more weed, George?
George: Sure. And let's get back to what we were doing earlier, lets not forget men in Canadia get at least three cultured and hot women to do their bidding.
Women: As you wish, my lord!
________
Ermanno: Esos americanos son estúpidos.
Alejandro: ¡También es! Tiene que decir: estadounidenses. ¡Pendejo!
Rodriguez: ¡Carabra! ¡Arriba Riba! ¡Tekila!
by BillBraskyKing February 16, 2010
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One of the best sports cars of the eighties, second only to the Datsuns.
Invulnerable to rice, capable of outracing any Honda, Acura, or Toyota, and will put Mustangs and Camaros back in their place.
One of the best sports cars of the eighties, second only to the Datsuns.
Invulnerable to rice, capable of outracing any Honda, Acura, or Toyota, and will put Mustangs and Camaros back in their place.
I bought a Mitsubishi Starion for $1,500 after five years of outright neglect. This is easily the most fun car I have ever driven. Fast, powerful, attractive to girls (especially with the stickshift), and just beautiful.
Want to know how powerful it is? When I got it, the secondary fuel injector was broken. On only the primary injector, that car could get to about 70 MPH.
Want to know how powerful it is? When I got it, the secondary fuel injector was broken. On only the primary injector, that car could get to about 70 MPH.
by STRX December 22, 2008
Get the Starion mug.I just wanted to point out the Spanish word "Estadaunidenses" which is a real word (unlike "United Statians") but is the same thing (rather than "Americanos" which is almost never used to mean people from the USA).
by spacecoyote17 August 2, 2007
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Euphemism for masturbation. Refers to private use of one's masturbation station (i.e. bedroom, bathroom, or computer room).
by Clames August 14, 2009
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