smooth spoon

Spooning when too drunk to get hard

He could only smooth spooned me after too many whisky drinks

by Meyerd3 January 9, 2015

smooth hank

A hanjob with lotion. Any lotion will do preferably fragrance free. ;-)

"Tony's girl was on her period so he had to settle for a smooth hank."

"Chafing is a drag, so I'd rather have a smooth hank."

by worm312 July 11, 2016

smoogerpoon

Smoogerpoon: When your sexual partner tries to surprise you in the bedroom, but is too intense.

Anne had hurt herself when attempting to smoogerpoon her husband.

by SmoogerpoonAnon May 17, 2016

Smooth Cougar

My mom, apparently.

Khufu called my mom a smooth cougar.

by Honeycutt October 6, 2016

Smoodgy

Soft and cuddly

My husband loves his smoodgy green blankie

by Jellybeanhelene January 20, 2017

Smoosher

A nickname for the 2 best people in the world

I love my smoosher

by Steady10101 May 10, 2018

Smoothwalled

Smoothwall is a software that is used to filter and block websites online. The most piss taking example of being smoothwalled is in school.

Student 1: Hey do you wanna play fireboy and watergirl with me?
Student 2: Sure I’ll load it up now
Student 1: Oh No it’s blocked

Student 2: Damn we got smoothwalled
Student 1: What does that mean?
Student 2: It means the site was blocked. It was filtered for time wasting :(

by noticeboard June 6, 2018