Definitions by Meyerd3

rusty spoon 

Waking up spooning, stuck together by dried blood between each others nether regions.

The rusty spoon gets me every time.

rusty spoon by Meyerd3 September 21, 2015

smooth spoon 

Spooning when too drunk to get hard

He could only smooth spooned me after too many whisky drinks

smooth spoon by Meyerd3 January 9, 2015