rusty spoon

Waking up spooning, stuck together by dried blood between each others nether regions.
The rusty spoon gets me every time.
by Meyerd3 September 21, 2015
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smooth spoon

Spooning when too drunk to get hard
He could only smooth spooned me after too many whisky drinks
by Meyerd3 January 09, 2015
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