Religion

An honorable reason to defraud oneself and others.

I was so lost untill I found religion.

by Sumwizeguy September 30, 2017

Religion

Religion is usually composed of the belief in god or gods and the worship of said god or gods. A religion usually has a holy book that is supposed be to read to get moral instructions and guidance but the believers are usually to lazy to read it.

Basically, bullshit. Especially when people try to teach creationism in schools or prevent people from getting married because of it.

There are two extreme sides of the spectrum. There's the atheist who despises religious people and argues about pretty much anything that has to do with religion. These people usually think of themselves as superior in intellect than the religious sheep. And then there's the religious person (usually a christian) who hates people of other religions/no religion and tries to outlaw all their fun.

by SmarterThanEinstein October 11, 2018

Biggest religion in the world

The worship of money. That is where everyone wants some
and will do absolutly anything to get. And is in love with it.

He is in the biggest religion in the world.

by Judge dredd7 May 28, 2011

Religious Cleansing

The act of segregating, discriminating or mass murdering large groups of people due to religious differences. Often thought as purification, it is an ancient practice used to "cleanse the world" of anyone who is not a member of that particular religion. Anyone opposing the purification are imprisoned, expelled or slaughtered in the name of whatever god or diety posessed them to commit the atrocity.

Caleb: Whatever happened to the religious order that used to that religious bunch in the next town?

Dave: I heard they were rounded up and either taken away or executed. Something about a religious cleansing.

by Raven Camoran May 6, 2011

Religious Exaggeration Mom

A mom that reads stereotypical bible verses, and doesn't even know that they are stereotypical, that is a religious freak, doesn't let you play with good vs evil toys (like superhero toys and star wars toys), just because she doesn't want "negative energy" in the house, says whatever she doesn't like is of the devil, won't even let you say devil, and won't let you listen to songs that sound like "darkness" to her.

It is very hard to live with a Religious Exaggeration Mom

by starwarsfan123 May 4, 2018

2hit Religious

A rule that is sometimes used while smoking a blunt. 2 hits and pass, keep it moving

Someone spark up, 2hit Religious on this blunt

by t. rev09 May 7, 2009

Religion

Many types of ridiculous superstitions that are really mean't to keep you in line so the more powerful and rich leaders don't have to.

If you do bad things in life and don't believe in the higher power of your religion, you burn for eternity when you die, or you are excommunicated by your former friends and family, or you worship Satan, or like in the old days, you are killed or tortured.

by Josh Voorhees May 26, 2008