eye-to-bag ratio

Eye-to-bag ratio, symbol ξ, is defined such that

ξ = h(eye)/h(eye bag) = k*beauty

where h is a function of height,
h(eye) is the height of an individual's open eye,
h(eye bag) is the visible height of the eye bag, and

k is a nonzero arbitrary constant. Rearranging the equation gives:

beauty ∝ξ

Evidence suggests that when
- h(eye) is high and/or
- h(eye bag) is low,
ξ (eye-to-bag ratio) is large and thus, under a constant k condition, beauty of the individual yielding the calculated ξ is also large.

by hoz0r July 23, 2010

Sports Talk Radio

Any highly speculative, masturbatory 'debate' that's contingent upon a number of non-linear factors and goes in circles by virtue of its lack of focus or concrete resolution. More often than not an excuse for both sides to simply show off esoteric knowledge of a subject without any real interest in getting anywhere. See: 99% of Sports talk radio.

These two clowns on MSNBC were trying to read the tea leaves of Obama's Syria strategy but it soon degenerated into Sports Talk Radio because neither one of them had any new information or insight.

by Adam H Johnson February 21, 2015

Shred to Bronze ratio

If X=shred and Y=bronze, then the apogee of maximum shred with maximum bronze produces the optimal shred to bronze ratio a stoker can achieve. High shred, low bronze includes indoor weightlifting. Low shred, high bronze might be stationary tanning. 5:5 apogee Max shred Max bronze is exemplified in big wave surfing (no wetsuit), prison yard weightlifting, and free solo rock climbing.

By leaving his rashguard in the van and switching to a lower SPF, Bodhi was able to maximize his Shred to Bronze ratio during the 1 mile paddle out to the upper trestles outside lineup.

by barometersoup June 30, 2019

Head to Dick Ratio

Its how tall a guy has to be for his dick to be at the same height as your head

4'10" : Kinda tall/Average

6' : Really Fucking Tall

Chris : Yo did you see how short Alison was?
Rick : Yeah her Head to Dick Ratio was Average to Below Average

by therealbatmanmixedwithowlman April 9, 2019

Radioactive Fart

!!WARNING!!
The fart that is radioactive that comes from within the pits of hell that will close up your air passage and disintegrate your face leading to death or the nearest hospital.

The fart is believed to have originated from Satan himself.

Person 1: Da fuck is that smell!

Person 2: I DONT KNOW IT BURNSSSSSS!

Person 1: ITS FUCKING A RADIOACTIVE FART FROM FUCKING HELL!!!!!!

Satan: Wahaha die you moda fucka's!

by Dr. Diarrhea November 25, 2009

Kill/Death Ratio Whore

A person, generally a nerd, who only plays video games for a useless series of numbers to represent your overall combat efficenty. They will usually pressure themselves when their K/D ratio goes down by 0,01. Witch is just nothing. They don't play to have fun, they don't play to win. They play to kill. That number is their obsession. Literally. Sad, I know

In Call of Duty, this ''Ratio'' is an overall distraction to exploiting the fun out of a game and only playing to make themselves feel good and brag about a measly 3-digit number. This number also expires every 365 days or so, since they'll come up with another game for the whore to play on.

Sometimes, sadly, in extreme cases, these whores will actually go into making a giant quantum physics problem madness to see when their 3-digit number will go up. By 0,01

Player 1: Hey, you mad bro? your raging all over the place and you got like 64 kills and 20 deaths!

Kill/Death Ratio Whore: GODDAMNIT!!!1 IF I KEEP THIS UP MY RATIO'LL GO DOWN AND MAH CLAN WON'T WANT FROM ME ANYMORE!!1!!

by The Dolly LLama September 11, 2011

Ratiod

Something dumb people who have stupid comebacks say when they lose an argument

he actually has a good point
Ratiod

by BurnoutBiker April 15, 2021