cheese poops

a new way to call the snack cheese balls used by most zoomers

bro can I have some cheese poops aw thanks

by lost-kin February 6, 2023

Oopsie Poopsie

When you touch an older woman's boobs and you wanna be cute doing it.

Me: *Touches boobie*
Woman: Hey!

Me: Oopsie Poopsie!
Woman: Aww your so cute dear!

by Laylur July 25, 2023

Bowser poops

A poop that feels spikey and hard much like the turtle shell that gets you in first place

Had a bad bowser poops yesterday thought it was kidney stones again

by Bowser August 11, 2023

oopsie poopsie

when you have diarrhea and you shit yourself in the toilet on time but explode the whole portaa potty full of shit and you have to clean it up

i went into the porta potty and oopsie poopsied the whole thing

by jbcjsjfbfjjbjec October 24, 2023

Stoops Poops

A Stoops poops is when you have that rumble in your stomach and gas pains so bad that you’re going to go all nuclear and shit yourself like yesterday, but your dad is telling dusty ass old stories about growing up. He pulls in the driveway at home, but decides to just creep along, not stopping the car or unlocking the doors to let you out. You basically have no choice but to shit yourself, or you can yell STOP at the top of your lungs then clench like a finch as you run for the toilet. That’s a Stoops Poops

Verb/adjective~One would be taking a Stoops Poops;

Or

You have to take a Stoops Poops

My dad was telling us stories about the glory days, but I wasn’t listening because I had to take a STOOPS POOPS.

I took a STOOPS POOPS after we ate at the red lobster in Omaha, but everyone else loved it.

by DamnShittyHuskerSkip1 March 3, 2024

The Baby Poops

When you just don’t know what the fuck going on and you doing random shit. You can’t function properly because you’re all kinds of fucked up.

Carl: Aye you did you see bob last night, he was totally lost.

Steve: Yea, he had the baby poops not gonna lie.

by MurdaBoy March 11, 2019

Connor Bailey poopsie

This is a real man! Better than mason biagini! He was a virgin once... But not anymore! He smells like old soggy cigarettes. But he's so lovable you won't even notice. He farts every now and then. His titties are ticklish. His weiners bigger than mason biagini s too! His favorite activity is making out with ugly old woman he finds on the streets. He was on may 1 2003. He has anal lice.

Don't be such a Connor Bailey poopsie Mr poops a lot!

by Major prankster Benis beaters June 6, 2022