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penguin fucker

One who fucks penguins. Usually in the anus.
by oOO ooOOOoooo its O June 15, 2004
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Fat Penguins

Fat Penguins is a phrase commonly used in the Grimsby area of England. The phrase is used generally as a conversation filler, to be blurted out when no one is saying anything.

Is sometimes followed by the people around the speaker all looking around in curiosity, in a satyrical attempt to spot the aforementioned Fat Penguins.

Although it is generally met with a positive reaction, if overused the phrase will lose its novelty. Use with Caution.
Persons 1,2 and 3: ...........
Person 4: Fat Penguins.
Person 1: Nice one dude.
by _/Anonymous\_ January 29, 2009
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Penguin

1)A black&white bird that can`t fly cause` its overwieght and fluffy. Usually found in cold areas of the world.
2)A "pet name" for couples to show that they will be together forever(doubt that.)
Boy:"Did you know that when a Penguin has found it's mate, they stay together for the rest of their lives?"
Girl:"awww.. sniff* will you be my penguin?<3"

OMG! Mom! look at that fat ass Penguin eating the fishes!!
by yadididigajig December 28, 2005
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Penguin Hat

I slammed my fuckstick right into her penguin hat.
by Curbjaw June 12, 2006
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sexy penguin

A rare, extremely beautiful and talented bird. Happiest in sunny climates, preferably those where refreshing drinks are close at hand. Particularly fond of fruit juices, especially apples; if vodka is involved, all the better.

Most often found in the coolest parts of Europe such as Krakow, Dublin and Amsterdam frequenting galleries and the funkier pubs and bars.

The sexy penguin can often be seen with a monkey companion, (of a partially reddish, ginger hue) who loves her completely. Other companions often include the lesser spotted, North American Maer Bear.

Sexy penguin is a founding member of The Cool Kids and Queen of the Last Ones Up.
"Look, it's sexy penguin, isn't she beautiful?"

"I wish sexy penguin was here, parties aren't the same without her."

"Man, that sexy penguin makes a tasty pizza!"
by Declan A May 9, 2008
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penguins taste like babies

babies taste similar to penguins. and vice versa.
Private: stop killing me!
Private(1): kick the tk'er!
Cromwell: PENGUINS TASTE LIKE BABIES!
by crommy November 20, 2002
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Penguin

a really bad wingman. A wingman lacking the ability to "fly" and help out his fellow friends.

The ultimate tag of shame that can be place on any human being.
Guy 1: That girl is really hot! Plus, she is smart, funny and everything else in between. I would like to get to know her better.

Ryan: I'll help you out! I'll do whatever I can to make things work between you two.

Guy 1: Thanks Ryan. You are such a great friend. I just invited her to hang out with me tonight.

Ryan: Great. Well I'm going to invite her to do something completely different, and see if she chooses hanging out with you or me.

Guy 1: What the fuck! You are a goddamn penguin.
by nottheownerofelka July 6, 2011
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