faggot patch

Faggot patch

When you are at work or at the store and your gaydar goes in the red zone and it feels like your surrounded by a faggot patch of homos.

Holy fuck did I just land In the middle of a fuckin faggot patch !? My gaydars pinned out and I have to put a board on my ass from the gayness.

by stretch nutzz January 7, 2017

sour patch slut

Someone who loves sour patch kids too much.

She sucked me off for a bag of sour patch kids, she a sour patch slut for sure!

by Baerinatux February 9, 2019

sour patch kid

when you’re a bitch

Oh yeah he’s a sour patch kid

by puhzenjai October 30, 2019

Patches the cat

Patches the cat is a fucking beauty. He can take multiple cocks at the same time without missing a beat because he is a savage of the highest degree.

Patches the cat is the greatest of all time. He can't be stopped. His only weakness is a tight Justin bum.

by SaviorofThePatchy February 22, 2021

FPatch, F-Patch, FPatched, F-Patched

Referring to all social media picture posts as LAME.
General from someone who doesn't use social media and thinks it is a joke, government policing system.
Basically, Say social media posts are for the grossest of people.

FPatch, F-Patch, FPatched, F-Patched
F-Patched Oh, I scooped that girl/guy off of Tinder and they FPatched me all over their Instagram and FFB the day after our connection.
FPatch my nuts on your accounts, Baby!

I was F-Patched at my cousin's wedding and my mom will not stop sharing it with everyone.

Yeah, we can F-Patch the video, no faces though....

by FPatch Smeites Bonetown urban August 11, 2022

Wet patch survivor

A child who's father is a wanker

All my children are wet patch survivors their father is a wanker

by Gmadilemma August 13, 2022

mia patch

someone who never stops talking also known to be a dumb blonde

“oh mia patch?she never shuts up”

by akakoziabw January 19, 2022