Moisturiser Bomb

when you have a (plastic) tub of moisturiser and you chuck it at the wall and it smashes on impact and showers and covers everything in sight with moisturiser!
(be warned, take cover before it smashes!)

you are in a public toilet cubicle and you have a tub or two of cheap moisturiser and you moisturiser bomb them by lobbing them over and at walls and they shower all the men who are urinating with moisturiser!!!!

by blazunbazun October 3, 2012

moistener

A co-worker who sucks up to the boss or other authority figures non-stop. He might as well be gargling the boss's balls, keeping them nice and moist. He's the moistener. MOISTener.

Did you see the moistener talking to the boss and laughing at his lame jokes?

by HeavySaucer February 1, 2013

moist karl

Poop in tube sock and proceed to beat your mate with filled sock.

Johnny dropped deuce in my sock and moist karled the shit out of bobby

by Dustysnacks September 13, 2013

moisture bomb

Extreme moisturizing of the vagina. Instant vagina flood

She saw him and had a moisture bomb

by Pooper6915 January 3, 2014

Moist Pretzel

1) Noun. A wet, soggy pretzel
2) Adjective. Having stupid and ugly qualities
3) Noun. A stupid and utterly ugly person. Someone who nobody likes.

"You are such a moist pretzel!"

by WheatThin123 May 12, 2014

Moist Gauntlet

When you fist a hot chica up to your ladgendary elbow like a knight of shagalot

Dave - "what you do last night bro?" Aaron - "I fell asleep last night with a moist gauntlet called saffy, now my arms as wrinkly as wills mums vag"

by silkysmoothandgeneralmastertye May 23, 2014

moist pie

Is something the male species can insert their male organ into

Jason: hey look at those thotties over there
Josh: damnn I want to bang them
Jason: I want to put it in their moist pie

by Littlegirl561 April 6, 2015