Milk Midgets are exceptionally small creatures that, when you least suspect it and aren't looking, steal your milk. They are most commonly known to move during night time and raid kitchen refrigerators for milk and other milk-based products.
Milk Midgets are known to fear vegans and will totally avoid a home with a vegan in it unless particularly hungry or thirsty.
Milk Midgets are known to fear vegans and will totally avoid a home with a vegan in it unless particularly hungry or thirsty.
Boy: "Shoot, I drank all the milk! Mom and Dad are going to be so angry with me!"
Girl: "Not if we blame it on the Milk Midgets."
Boy: "You're right! That's a great idea!"
Girl: "Not if we blame it on the Milk Midgets."
Boy: "You're right! That's a great idea!"
by MarshmallowKing January 25, 2025
Get the Milk Midgetsmug. 
When a guy cums so hard while getting a handjob from a midget. Due to the height difference the midget gets sperm in her eye and screams in delight.
... going out with my girl later. Since her eye is feeling so much better we will be doing the midget splash
by 5533X3 November 16, 2020
Get the Midget Splashmug. "your a gay-midget!"
by Joe-mama-yo-mama April 26, 2022
Get the gay-midgetmug. A midget minority is a dwarf that is also a minority, but most commonly a sec offender, and no one knows why
I see a midget minority over there!
You know that means that they are a sec offender right?
Wait, really?
No, not all of them, but most of them
You know that means that they are a sec offender right?
Wait, really?
No, not all of them, but most of them
by BuffaloNuggs August 30, 2022
Get the Midget Minoritymug. A person who is shorter than average but not meeting the specific criteria for being classified as a midget, may be described as having below-average height or being on the shorter side of the height spectrum. "Short stature" or "below-average height".
by Glydo December 22, 2023
Get the Midgetousmug. by Kiro Syndrome July 31, 2021
Get the Mega Midgetmug.