Mailyn

One of a kind girl. She’s loyal as long as she considers you the one for her. She has a loving heart but is often plagued by insecurity and doubt. She’ll love you till the end of the line despite any imperfection you see in yourself. She also has fat tiddies, a soft squishy ass, and amazing thighs. Along with cute curly hair.

P1:”Damn Mailyn has a fat ass😫”
P2:”ikr I wish she was mine”

by iwishinevermether1001 February 20, 2022

manatee mailbox

Large sculpture of a Manatee, also know as the sea cow, holding a mailbox. A local ornament to the Florida Keys.

Dude let's do a shot everytime we see "manatee mailbox" in Key West.

by hotpocket81 June 9, 2009

chicken mailbox

An object yanked from a lawn by a fella when under the influence

Fuck it, chicken mailbox

by Ed Posh December 18, 2020

Satan's Mailbox

Writing a self-addressed stamped erotic letter, then placing it in a woman's vagina and lighting it on fire. Afterwards you put the fire out with your jizz.

Yo I gave that ho a Satan's mailbox. Pussy's still burnt foo

by Standid January 10, 2008

mailboxer

a person who whacks off into a mailbox

john is a mailboxer; john is going mailboxing

by Rendrag October 1, 2007

suburban mailbox

a very pale person,who may be exposed to sunlight as much or more as the tipical human,and will not have any traces of ever being in the sunlight.

swimmers in the summer will get tan from swimming outside,when a suburban mailbox will appear as white as mayo.

by mike(pib)morrow June 9, 2009

Sex on a Mailbox

Drink: Vodka + Goon.
A good alcoholic drink to get really wasted really quick from. The goon covers the taste of vodka brilliantly but then you have the taste of goon to worry about. Best served on ice. Highly recommend Fruity Lexia goon.

Lets have a couple Sex on a Mailboxes then finish off the night with a game of Goon of Fortune.

by Sam Vandalay February 27, 2008