muff rag

a thong or any skimpy female underwear

I kept the girl's muff rag as a souvenir of the night before

by evilfeller21 June 1, 2009

Mud Muff

When you fuck a girl reverse cowgirl in her ass, after she got drunk and ate too much Taco Bell, then she diarrhea’s all over your pubes and cock

Sarah puked on my feet right after she gave me a mud muff

by Niggy Azalea July 16, 2019

muff is cabbage

1. A term used to describe the unhealthiness of one's (woman's) vagina.
2.) A nasty cabbage looking twat.

Eg. "Bro I went to go down on that girl at the party last night and realized she had a beat pussy!"
"Haha man her muff is cabbage!!"

by meefpeople March 24, 2014

muff tummy

A super 70's bush that spreads from the tummy to the tush.

Dude, check out that girls happy trail!

That's not a happy trial. That's a muff tummy. You can tell because it grows all the way to her butt.

by BOLT_GANG December 18, 2015

Granny's Muff

Nick name for wire wool.

Pass some granny's muff I need to polish this heat sink

by Chubb71 July 1, 2020

Cock Muffs

Vagina

My cock muffs are hurting me today he really drilled me last night

by # Sally from The Valley June 14, 2018

Muff & tuff

A female who is bisexual or lesbian that uses her vagina as a authority figure. She is a tomboy yet feminine in herself a symbol of beauty and strength.

Dang that girl was muff & tuff. She made me get her a beer man!

by Luz@3leches September 4, 2018