Muff Grazing

The sexual act of dressing as a cow and consuming the pubic hair of your partner after it has been straightened and dyed green.

Rafa: "I had a great time muff grazing off Emma last night"
Brad: "Did the cow costume arrive in time then?"
Rafa: "Yeah I still have it she wants to go muff grazing tonight"

by muffgrazer April 26, 2019

muff ruffling

a chick fight, and/or catfight

Those chicks were going crazy muff ruffling outside the bar.

by Docks August 06, 2008

Muff mage

A ladies man who can get some vagina aka get laid whenever he wants by random ladies.

person 1: Oh man that guy pulls chicks

person 2: yeah he's a bloody muff mage thats for sure.

by shitshelf March 26, 2009

Manky muff

A vey nasty, dirty, and stinky twat

"Damn man that chick probably has a manky muff"

by Cousinvinny June 29, 2017

muff is cabbage

1. A term used to describe the unhealthiness of one's (woman's) vagina.
2.) A nasty cabbage looking twat.

Eg. "Bro I went to go down on that girl at the party last night and realized she had a beat pussy!"
"Haha man her muff is cabbage!!"

by meefpeople March 09, 2014

Crush that muff

Eating vagina.

Yo, bro, did you crush that muff last night?

by Vagimothafuckinizzleface April 26, 2019

muff punt

when you quarterback snick a girls ass hole

My girl is pissed at me because I muff punted her last night

by calus clintiondicks January 21, 2019