muff kuff

An open handed slap to the vagina.

She likes a spanking so I thought I'd try giving her a muff kuff instead to keep it interesting!

by Tess H August 5, 2006

Muff-Druff

Dandruff i.e. white flakes of skin on your muff

Urr miss look at her she's got muff-druff

by Nicola1 October 14, 2007

Muff Ruffle

The act of farting whist spooning (girl on outside).

Matt: (rip)
Rachel: Did you just hit me with a muff ruffle?
Matt: Yay Tacos!

by Stretcher June 27, 2008

Muff Movie

a video you watch for it's showing of muff

I watched a film yesterday, fannytastic it was a muff movie.

by jaffaw July 14, 2009

muffchugging

Eating out a squirter.

Dude... nobody told me she was a squirter. I went down on her and, I'll tell you, and when she came I was muffchugging.

by ribbitting_conversationalist December 18, 2013

muff diver

A person (obviously male or a lesbian female) who dives into alot of muff, diving into muff can include but not limited to:
Fingering
Fisting
Licking
Chewing
Smacking

Look at that guy over there, he/she is a true muff diver

by barry 9 inch July 23, 2016

maggot muff

(n.) Similar to Spanish moss. A maggot muff can be the result of many things, such as cuntosis, a buildup of smelly sludge in the vaginal area.

See also Vulveeta

He would've normally asked her out to eat had it not been for the rancid odor of her maggot muff.

by Rick Roberson March 19, 2009