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luke lukas

folk/lo-fi singer in the Houston area. Performs with a guitar and tape recorder. Using 4-track recording method he lets you into his heartache and despair and his happiness... Raps on occasion at his live shows.
Luke lukas is the prodigy son of lo-fi Houston.
by art fart 2000 May 27, 2009
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Luke Saunders

Luke Saunders is a particularly intelligent guy originating from hinchingbrooke hospital and further moving to buckden, through out his childhood, Luke became heavily interested in Xbox and proceeded to play this until realizing his lack of girlfriends. Luckily however, Luke came across a stunning young girl; Velveteen and he proceeded to like her for serveral months before going out with her, breaking up, then going out with her again, then breaking up, then going out with her again, then breaking up and is currently going out with her. Luke is particularly talented in the art of masturbation and it is said that he can ejaculate at four times the speed of light. Luke also happens to own a six pack and a stunning hair style. Luke attracts women within the second and as such, gets only the finest girls. velveteen.
Luke Saunders- Hey xx
Girl- OMFG I LOVE YOU SO MUCH MARRY ME I WANT YOUR BABIES!

Luke Saunders- Wuup2 babe? xx
Girl- THINKING ABOUT YOU AND MASTURBATING!!! xx
by Pete12323 October 23, 2012
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Luke Kelly

Slang term used in Australia to describe particularly nasty fecal matter. Named after Rugby League halfback Luke Kelly, the term was originally coined by Rugby League great, Barry Harden-Upman and has become the standard colloquial term used to describe a bathroom visit.
"Man, I am busting for a Luke Kelly" or "Quick get out the way I've got a Luke Kelly popping out!"
by Gus Bojangles March 4, 2017
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Luke

Jesus fuck Luke says he's straight but just anally penetrated Lorenz
by HakimsPenis May 25, 2017
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Luke

A piece of shit who can't get a girlfriend.

No matter what he does.
And a stalker who will find out your schedule.
He also has a small dong
by LUKEHATER June 30, 2018
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Luke

The name given to someone who is extremely gay and hated by their parents
by Out to get you August 18, 2018
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Luke

He is A luke
by hiuvbpieub March 26, 2019
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