clitty litter

the dander-like material found in a female's panties. This is often brought on by excitement, arousal, or exposure to big, fat cock.

while doing his mistress' panty laundry, the marcus discovered an unusually high cioncentration of clitty litter.

by biggdogg September 5, 2003

klitty litter

The white (hopefully) stuff that gathers around a woman's genitalia, and sometimes in her underpants (thong if you're lucky, granny panties if you're not). Often has the consistency of cottage cheese.

He began to regret the hours of foreplay beforehand when he caught a glimpse of the klitty litter in her panties.

by StanfordEnglishMajor June 27, 2008

litter box

where I relieve myself when I'm at a friends house who has a cat. leaving quite the surprise for said friend's mom when she cleans out the box.

Oh golly Stephen, I think Candy is sick.

Why?

Well she left this really huge shit in the litter box and that is just unnatural for an animal of her size.

Oh, I see. Yea you had better call the Vet for that.

by c-hum June 18, 2006

sperm lottery

a person who inherits from wealthy parents, especially when the child is underserving is said to be the winner of this lottery.

The Cooker: "damn, there is those ass holes I hate."
Pete Dick: "which ones?"
The Cooker: "the fucks with the popped collars, you know, those dicks drinking wine at a sports bar."
Pete Dick: "oh yes, the winners of the sperm lottery, don't worry, I have Oak making repairs to their cars right now."
The Cooker: "I guess I should just focus on jacking for beats."
Pete Dick: "and Irish yourself."
TP (returning from playing gay games): "What are you guys talking about?"
The Cooker: "Shut up and Irish yourself"

by Pete Dick March 21, 2008

Lester

That douchebag who is good at pretty much everything and has a lot of punky friends.

"Dude, that guy is such a Lester.

by DBD_Ninjuh May 20, 2015

David Letterman

Former comedian and current talkshow host originally from Indianapolis, Indiana. Host of the Late Show with David Letterman on CBS. He is known for his foul mouth and dry sense of humor. He is probably the biggest mouthpiece for the state of Indiana.

I hate David Letterman. He sucks.

by [e-mail] October 8, 2007

Clitty Litter

Vaginal debris. Found in and around a women's underwear.

"Get the scoop, my girlfriend left some clitty litter in my hamper."

by Jtron 3000 September 28, 2005