Levitus

A Mental Impairment that affects those named Levi and can be contracted through contact with people named Levi.
Effects of this disease include and are not limited to: Mental Retardation, Increased levels of Sexist/Racist/Homophobic remarks and thoughts, Development of Necrophilia, Excess Weight Gain, Loss of Eyesight and Hearing, Ego Inflation and Shrinkage of Male Genitalia.

John- "Ever since I've hung out with Levi I feel extremely Xenophobic and Like I should be the centre of attention"
David-"Damm bro it sounds like you've got a bad case of Levitus"

John- "Well that explains its"

by Burnt Slice of Bread November 30, 2021

leviana

A Leviana is super nice she can be mean sometimes but when you get to know her she is EVERYTHING you will want in a girl and yeah she could be shy but just get to know her and sometimes boys call her names and sometimes people don't like her but she is tough she been through a lot and yeah she could make some mistakes with boys but come on everybody makes mistakes with love she is VERY BEAUTIFUL and LOYAL believe me just GET TO KNOW HER and if you know a Leviana and you don't like her or you know her name but you don't know her PLEASE get to know her like talk to her and she likes when people makes a conversation with her first and she is a person you will never regret to meet she will be there for you, keep your secret, and she will do anything you say to make you happy don break her heart break she is EVERYTHING you wish for just GET TO KNOW HER.

Leviana is EVERYTHING I LOVE HER.

by Estivana April 27, 2017

Levitard

A Hard-core Levi Fanboy or Levi Fangirl, who thinks Levi Ackerman can Solo every Fiction and the most well written Character ever , Even Though Levi is not even the fifth strongest character in his own series and a overhyped Fanservice Character.

LeviTard: If Levi was at proper health he would've stopped Eren's Rumbling with GOD Mode Ultra Beyblade..
A Decent Human: Isn't Eren's Rumbling burns everything to ashes and not even the strongest nation can do anything against such Godly power.
Brain-dead Levitard: Noooo God Mode Ultra crap >>>>>>>>Every Power in Fiction...

(Cries out of frustration(

by Yeagerist July 4, 2021

levihan day

the 25th of november, the day where all levihan fans sob

it’s levihan day let’s all shinji pose

by levihanlover1396123139<3 March 29, 2022

Wanggardium Leviosa

How Wizards Have Sex

Ron: Hey, HerMINEone Hermione: GIVE ME YOUR WANGGARDIUM LEVIOSA

by LordShrakman December 12, 2018

levity

Inappropriate humor during matters of seriousness to lessen the dread of reality

The Terminator said, "Your levity is good, it relieves tension and the fear of death. "

by mrwordman December 6, 2010

Leviosaaa

When you scratch your nuts from top to bottom in a "Swish and flick" motion and say Leviosaaa like Hermoine from Harry Potter. The relief is like magic and saying aaa at the end provides comfort.

It's not leviosa... It's leviosaaa

by BailingBiggs October 29, 2014