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Last Call Pussy

When you're at the bar, and it's almost closing time, when all the good looking chicks have already been picked up...all that's left is the "Last Call Pussy".

These are the worst of the dirty, shameless, been rode hard and put away wet, over 40 bar skanks, that hang around the local dive at closing time...hoping to be picked up by a clean cut but inebriated, beer goggles wearing, suburban white boy.
"Dude, even if we totally strike out at the club, we can always roll over to the local dive bar at 2:00 AM, and pick up some last call pussy"
by allthegoodnamesweretaken August 19, 2007
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last song syndrome

when you end up singing random songs that you last heard whether you like the song or not. You might have heard this song in a span of 30mins or a max 8hrs.
w1: hit me baby one more time....(sings)
w2: i thought you dont like that song
w1: i know, im just having some last song syndrome and im tryin to get rid of it.
by kd31 June 3, 2010
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last word nazi

The kind of assholes who always have to have the last word in an argument, no matter what, in order to preserve their self esteem.

They will usually try to change the subject once they know that they've lost.
normal person: "okay dude shut up this is serious"

last word nazi: "don't tell me what to do."

normal person: "why couldn't you just say 'okay fine' like a normal person?"
by croppers May 26, 2010
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ass last

Very last. Behind everyone else. Everyone is ahead of you. The very last time.
Dammit, I'm ass last again!

That's the fucking ass last time I invite anyone over for a party.
by MoonKnight September 1, 2003
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trade last

a compliment that I heard about you that I offer to trade for a compliment you have heard about me; can be redeemed at a later date or used as an installment for the future (as in, when someone hears something nice about you, if you have given them a trade-last, they are bound to tell you the compliment you received but weren't around to receive it)
Me: "Hey! I heard Peggy thought your butt looked great in those jeans."
You: "Wow, really? That's awesome!"
Me: "Yeah, that's a trade last, so now you have to tell me next time someone says something good about me."
You: You got it!

(six months later)

You: "Hey! I heard Peggy thought your butt looked great in those jeans."
Me: "Wow, really?"
You: "Yeah! That Peggy sure is obsessed with butts."
Me: "She's not very discerning, either."
by Swass! II September 23, 2010
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custard's last stand

Having sex with your bitch in front of her parents
It's over for me, man. Tomorrow, I make Custard's Last Stand.
by The_Phantom_Shitters February 8, 2005
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Obamas last name

Friend: what’s obamas last name?
You: urban dictionary says it all
by Kidswillbekids October 6, 2019
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