kyle

kyle is just so fucking cute, if he truly loves you he will do ANYTHING for you, he's so sweet and gives the best hugs. when you first see him he looks quite intimidating but when you get to know him he's just like a big teddy bear that u just wanna cuddle tf out of. he's such a good person and seeing him upset will break your heart. everyone needs a kyle in their life <3

"man, kyle sends me good morning snaps every morning"

"omg same he's so cute :')"

by frankiexoxo May 8, 2020

Kyle

A simpatron and uwu boy 123

This means that Kyle's does simping for a living

by Lucozade gel June 29, 2020

Kyle

Massive dickhead

Very emotionless

Makes Memes and is a Meme Lord

Loves Anime

Drinks Monster Energy for every meal

Loves making fun of people

Plays video games 24/7

Sleeps at 4am
Loves Punching walls and breaking controller after loosing a video game
Hates boomers

Your such a Kyle

That edgy guy is probably a Kyle

by Kyle jp August 15, 2020

kyle

the sexiest man alive and can get any girl

he a beutfuil kyle

by raf4wuesvtdgcue5ryzdt7 December 1, 2020

Kyle

A really retarded fucktard

I hate that guy because he's a kyle

by Truth teller 69690 July 7, 2015

Kyle

Kyle's are "men" near their 30's trapped in a world of teenage angst. They possess the features of Hercules but are too malnourished to show off their charm, therefore looking like a bobble head that you'd want to get intimate with. They are almost always broke, making their brothers take him on a date. Their diet consists of cigarettes and coffee and if they're lucky a one dollar beer. They are so poor, it makes all girls cry cause there aren't enough activities that will make the relationship last. Due to their lack of muscle and inability to gain some, they often surrender to their girlfriends and get beat up. Overall, Kyle's are very attractive but too weak to show the man that that is hidden deep under their skin.

Friend #1: Hey, how did last night go?
Friend #2: Horrible, I felt like a hippo cause his skinny little legs almost collapsed on me. He's a good kisser but I slapped him cause of his poor performance. He flung to the wall! Such a Kyle, hot but in reality not.

by angel94 December 7, 2013

Kyle

A tall, dark, and handsome pedophile that lives in an isolated town with his other pedophillic pals. Kyle is a dope ass bitch who don't take no shit from nobody. Kyle works for a party rental company and steals ice from fire departments. Kyle rocks black asics and sexy cargo shorts. Kyle wears an opening day yankees shirt, but he has never been to a game. His brother not only looks like a monkey, but he also performs anal on their offspring. Kyle has beautiful blue eyes and small pectorals. Everyone wants to be like him.

Woah did you see that awesome guy? He must be named Kyle.

by kylehottie3245pedobear August 30, 2013