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Kyle 

Someone who can't do anything for himself, relies on people who are not his friends for food, rides, and money. The ultimate mooch. Often caught with his pants off jerking to gay small dick porn.

Kyle: "Are you guys goin out for food??"
Everyone Else: "Fuck off"

Kyle by LongDickStyleJohnson69 January 11, 2016