Jewish Lightning

A famous boxer in the early 30's.

Jewish Lightning puts another Irish fighter down in the first round.

by jlight August 9, 2006

Jebus Crife

A tall male mammal, open to the suggestion and participation of cliff jumping

Jebus Crife took up his pants, and jumped off of the cliff before him. "w00t!" he shouted as he fell.

by Anonymous October 12, 2003

jewish ragdoll

a sexual position, performed by a male jew, railing an unconscious female jew

some jew: "did you see john try the jewish ragdoll last night?"
other jew: "i sure did, it was quite interesting!"

by sexkitten3000 January 1, 2011

jack gay Jewish noes man

a man called Jack Mortan who has a big noes and wears a little cap on his head.

" hey look its a jack gay Jewish noes man."

by the secret man February 1, 2021

jebs

1. GB's
2. The act of smoking weed

We are going over to the gazeebo to rip ripperson jebs.

by Rip Ripperson January 4, 2011

shut your jewish lips

telling someone to shut up because there so damn cheap they need coupons for everything

me: coupons for coca-cola?
zack: yah thats a great deal, thats like 50 bucks, they got coke and sprite and vault and everything.. mmmmhmmmmm
me: shut your jewish lips!!!

by baby shaniqua January 4, 2008

jewish mother

combining of "Mother fucker" or "mofo" (to represent hatred towards the other person) with the term "jewish" (to represent the cheapness of the other person)

Nick: Hey i just finished work

Andrew: Want to go to McDonalds?

Nick: No, i got no money...

Andrew: You jewish mother!

by BBBOOOOOOIIISSSTTT October 25, 2012