Awkward Spoon

(N.) Adding the element of awkwardness and discomfort to a situation.

We were totally just playing video games when his girlfriend showed up and created the awkward spoon.

by Jewcrackers May 30, 2011

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Bleached the spoons

To make a remark on social media that opens you up to ridicule and hilarity.

I bleached the spoons when I said One Direction were musicians.

I bleached the spoons when I didn't know who Shakespeare was.

by Zixer May 05, 2014

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A person who is a unlikable and kind of an asshole.

Steve is a slotted spoon.

by artistotle May 05, 2017

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Wetherspoons waiter who shares wisdom, humour and concerns. Looks out for you whilst you get drunk on a budget.

"Good effort, remember to keep hydrated"

"Mate, check Clifford out, he's being a proper Spoons Dad".

by MurrMiteFish9 June 28, 2022

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The act of spooning in which the little spoon is facedown in the bed and the large spoon is on top.

“Did you hear about Jenny’s accident. She suffocated while southern spooning with chad.”

by Escriben March 28, 2020

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He has a really nice butt. He's definitely spoon material!

by Attorney@lawl August 28, 2015

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An accessory for your cool beans. “Cool-spoons” can be used to describe anything cool.

“Bro I just got a new dog!”

“Woah cool-spoons, dude!”

by P.e.s.0 September 07, 2020

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