hoops

alternative word for vinyl records

"I'm just going to spin a few hoops and then we can go to the shops" shouted Paul the DJ to his wife Sharon who was upstairs after a bath, trying to get the new curtains up in the front room. The newlyweds had originally been going to go with a sort of lime green and mauve art and design style pettern, but in the end they opted for the simpler orange ones that they had seen earlier in the less expensive shop downstairs, where Sharon had had an episode and had started calling other customers offensive names and laughing at them, possibly because of Pauls' inadequacy.

by Jonny Tennant December 28, 2005

hoopty

HOOPTY (noun) any vehicle trashed out or abused to the point it really looks like a plie of shiz-ats

Yo check this out: I aint ridin' in yo mf hoopy to shorty's crib and dats dat, aight?

by Priz Biz Sage June 21, 2005

Street Hoops

A word created by the African American hip hop culture meaning "basketball".

"Excuse me sir, would you like to play some street hoops?"

by Rockwjz November 12, 2004

hoopers

The most annoying people to stand next to at a show; constantly hoolahoop and hit you in the face; show no remorse or regard for your personal area.

Damn it... let's migrate and get away from those stupid hoopers.

by Cassidy S. May 4, 2006

Hoopsmaniaa

One who sprinkles cabbage patch kids all over their body. Does not know what Huter and Jiko mean but pretends too. When you ask them for their picture they send you a picture of a Tiger.

I was talking to hoopsmaniaa online and he rocked my world!

by Jikster November 29, 2004

hooperish

extremely foolish or even crazy used to describe people or things in the category of NUTJOB

Person 1- Hey let's ding dong ditch our own house
Person 2- Well that would be completely hooperish
Person 1- Yeah I guess. I'll probably just go home now

by urbancoolwigger85 December 1, 2010

hoopless

Someone who is no good at basketball

Yo homie, check out that dude. He's hoopless.

by ilikespam April 11, 2011