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1. The state of not being able to hop
2. A misspelling of 'hopeless'
"He couldn't jump over the rock, he was hopless."
hopless by PΣП April 12, 2016

Hoplessdale 

The ten second town. Used to be part of Milford, but now is awful.
This is why Hoplessdale is horrible:
They have no supermarket.
They have only one traffic light.
That light is across from their only convenient store, Cumberland Farms.
The biggest building in Hopdale is abandoned.
Most Hopedale High School kids choice out to Nipmuc.
Hoplessdale by cptheman July 27, 2006

san hopless 

Nickname for San Jose California when shit aunt crackin.
It's hopeless in San Hopless my ninja. They got rippers tho.
san hopless by Mr. Erfworm May 15, 2016

hoodless cobra 

Janis is great, she loves the hoodless cobra.
hoodless cobra by Richie Pimental November 12, 2009

hoepless 

makes hyperpop but sucks at it
hoepless sucks ass at hyperpop
hoepless by booty lovr January 8, 2023

Hoodless 

Not tight; completely lacking any gangster qualities; one who does not charge it to the game. i.e. turtleneck, fanny pack, etc.
"You're hoodless."
"What?"
"You know, like a turtleneck. Hoodless."
"I don't get it."
"The opposite of hoodful."
Hoodless by Marz Attackz March 16, 2008
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countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
Word of the Day on November 1, 2026

Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
Word of the Day on October 31, 2026

kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
Word of the Day on October 30, 2026

proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
Word of the Day on October 28, 2026
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011
Word of the Day on October 27, 2026
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