gardacked

being attacked by garden gnomes

i went over dave mccombs house and i was gardacked!!!

by nikaroo90 March 27, 2007

guadalupe sunrise

a super shot of Patrón and Vicks Dayquill if one gets sick after hard night of partying and wakes up with a hangover but wants the party to continue at home

Joe: Dude, I know its 9 A.M., but lets keep this party going.

Dave: Man, your sick. We shouldn't keep drinking.

Joe: It's all good, man. I'll just have a guadalupe sunrise to get my juices flowin.

by TaintSniff McGillCutties October 8, 2013

Garda

Someone who acts in such a manner that is disrespectful towards the sesh or a casual outing with the boys to smoke a fat joint

Guy 1: you floating the sesh later
Guy 2: nah can’t I’m busy
Guy 1: ah there will joints going

Guy 2 : no thanks

Guy 1 : that’s such Garda

by Sesh tips February 19, 2018

Guadalajaran Siege Weapon

When you put your dick between your legs and a girl starts to give you head from behind. She has her nose in your asshole and throws up all over your dick after you fart on her. Then you turn around and open your legs and your dick slings forward like an eskimo's trebuchet and puke splatters all over her face. Boom.

Yall remember when Jake eskimo trebuche'd? Its like that but with a better name! She got hit with a Guadalajaran Siege Weapon!

by Dr Agonite May 28, 2021

Redstar Guard

1.(n) A lower rank guard of the Redstar Resistance, usually volunteered or newly drafted.

The Redstar Guard stood perfectly still while guarding the Air Resistance Base of Russia as Nikolai,the best Redstar Agent Redstar Forces had ever seen, ran through the gates for air transport to Chicago, America.

by Nikolai September 6, 2003

Sober Guardian

If you know you are going to be totally wasted, A sober guardian is a close friend who plans to stay sober and make sure you don't do anything stupid.

yeah I was so wasted but luckily My sober guardian kept me in check

by Alriiiiight! July 4, 2011

post guardianship stress disorder

Post guardianship stress disorder is a condition similar to post-traumatic stress disorder affecting 20+ adults and causing them to display emotional problems of a type usually found in teenagers. It is caused by a history of rough legal guardianship by guardians who "wanted the best for you" and/or very good memory, preventing affected people from forgetting the hell it was to be under a legal guardian. Mind you, people with post guardianship stress disorder are NOT age queers, they do NOT wish they were real teenagers again any more than Holocaust survivors wish they were back in concentration camp. Quarterlife crisis is not post guardianship stress disorder although it often strikes at a similar stage of life, but for very different reasons. To be considered a sufferer of post guardianship stress disorder your emotional problmes have to be caused by what your legal guardians or equivalent did legally to you "doing their job", not by people breaking the law.

I have post guardianship stress disorder.

by TheRealBRAIN!!! January 9, 2016