turd grenade

A thing that you call a person that is not cussing and is fun to say

You are a turd grenade!

by Burgerjohn April 25, 2020

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Chinese grenade

When a male is near climax he will run at full speed at the women's face while simultaneously trying to cum there's a 50% chance the male Will cum that's why it has its name the Chinese grenade.

Jimmy tried to chinese grenade his wife but he had a malfunction and just smacked his balls in her face

by Yetus ketus November 2, 2020

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The Chinese grenade is a sex move where the male waits till at climax then will run out and charge in while cumming to try in blow it into her face it gets the Chinese part for it's tendency to malfunction

Jimmy tried to Chinese grenade but it malfunctioned and he smacked this balls in his wife's face

by Yetus ketus November 2, 2020

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Didier Granados

The greatest striker to ever grace the game of football. This Colombian born in 2002 will never be surpassed on goalscoring ability, by anyone. The west side of Berlin screamed in joy when this youngster was bought from AS Roma in 2022 and half of the citys citizens have been struggling with constant erections ever since.

You see that guy? He's almost as good as Didier Granados!
Man, I wish my son would grow up to become the next Didier Granados.
Didier Drogba? No that dude is trash. There is only one Didier. Didier Granados.

by Didier Granados' dad November 7, 2020

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