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The greatest striker to ever grace the game of football. This Colombian born in 2002 will never be surpassed on goalscoring ability, by anyone. The west side of Berlin screamed in joy when this youngster was bought from AS Roma in 2022 and half of the citys citizens have been struggling with constant erections ever since.
You see that guy? He's almost as good as Didier Granados!
Man, I wish my son would grow up to become the next Didier Granados.
Didier Drogba? No that dude is trash. There is only one Didier. Didier Granados.
by Didier Granados' dad November 07, 2020
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A term used to reference cannabis/marijuana/weed.
This Jazz Cabbage got me zooted. Jazz Cabbage is less harmful than Squares. I’m smoking that Jazz Cabbage boy.
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