The Skye Factor

being fine with someone you have feelings for having sex with anybody, but gettin shitty if they hav sex with your friend that you are close with and has had sex with at least 20 different people

Friend 1:Dude, Lauren doesnt even care that Jake hooked up with a ton of girls so far this summer, even though she likes him, but she flipped out when she heard that him and her friend Skye were gunna hook up,

Friend 2: Dude, must be The Skye Factor

by Jonny Appletree July 5, 2009

fuck you factor

When you drop everything and go on holiday for a time out

Fuck you factor is when things are going bad that you need a time out

by H001 December 23, 2014

couldn't organize a fistfuck in a glove factory

Extremely disorganized, incompetent, or completely lacking in managerial or personnel skills. Often results in a jug fuck or clusterfuck. Is related to the peter principle.

Traditionally used in military/business culture.

"Bob's putting together the presentation for Biggie Corp? Aw shit, he couldn't organize a fistfuck in a glove factory."

by CodeSmith May 28, 2009

Fagtoast

The part of the toast containing the essential nutrients(see: crust)

When I eat toast, I give the fagtoasts to my sister.

by Evan August 2, 2003

Hole to Pole Factor

It's when a woman who has had children and a man who is not so well endowed, engage in sexual intercourse and they discover that because the diameter of her hole is too large for the circumference of his small penis their motions cause a sound similar to a fat man chewing a triple decker cheeseburger with the works. It's a sloppy sound and must be drowned out with music. Unfortunately, unless there is other stuff going on to arouse them, the sex is most unsatisfying.

Anita: So, did you sleep with him?
Chrissy: I most certainly did, *sigh*
Anita: What's wrong? Wasn't it good?
Chrissy: No the Hole to Pole Factor was unsatisfying.
Anita: Too bad.

by MrsMama January 13, 2011

factory air

A whore house or "puticlub" in Spanish which is located on the A-2 highway just outside of Madrid. Lots of Brazilians and Romanians work there. Nice selection but would reccommend flowers park, A-6 Highway exit 26.

I had to pull my friend Brandon out of Factory air last night cuz he was talking to this nasty bitch from Nigeria who claimed she was Cuban. There's a lot of that....

by Shookis May 24, 2006

Ugh Factor 5

5 - Not quite the worse thing you could do to society, but still you'd be better off dead because generally the only tolerable fashion style level is and ugh factor of 1-3.

You definantly need to get a new watch, that's like ugh factor 5 at least.

by jake April 1, 2005