Raisin Farm

Old folks home / nursing home

Grandpa forgot his pants again. Probably time to ship him off to the raisin farm.

by Randall Stephens April 4, 2016

car farm

The term Car Farm describes a usually rural, usually poor, dilapidated property with 5 or more automobiles in various states of disrepair surrounded by tall grass and weeds. Often these cars will be utilized for storage of both car parts and non car-related items.

We occasionally lived on that side of town until my departure for college coupled and rising rents convinced my parents to pursue their dream of owning a car farm out in the sticks.

by Focus503 April 6, 2016

Friend Farm

(N) – When two {Friend Mine}s unite in marriage to create a large resource of friends.

When Jason and Heather got married, the joining of their friend mines created a friend farm for upfriending.

by gambler325 June 16, 2016

Jizz Farm

A sperm bank

Connor is shooting blanks so he, and his wife went to a jizz farm to get a bun in the oven.

by Donewaiting September 7, 2016

carrot farm

A Carrot Farm is a bed of dicks.

She wanted to lie down on a Carrot Farm but there wasn't many people there

by Tacooooooooo June 16, 2017

vegan farm

a garden

After listing my vegetables as being sourced from my vegan farm, their sales at Whole foods are through the roof!

by Ooga Booga Booga June 16, 2017

Thot Farm

A place that produce thotty women.

The bar on south street, is a total Thot Farm!

by ChickenChazer October 26, 2017