ranch dressing

1. a 22 year old guy would cannot find love so he decides to try and get with a 16 year old, while hanging out at a friends house a friend discovers ranch dressing all over the floor, and come to conclusion it was "ranch dressings" ranch dressing.

"Who spilt ranch dressing on my floor?"
"I think he got a little happy?!"

by braceface:) February 6, 2009

dressed to the nine

When poor people put on their sunday's best from 1984, to go clubing in 2006 and work it like they are a perfect ten. Poor man's "good" clothes.

Girl 1: Hey Girl!, Look at you, all dressed to the nine!
Girl 2: You know it!
Girl 1: All right now!

by LynnWhittman July 13, 2006

dess

Dess were do start! Dess are the most Nicest people always down to be your friend! Dess always have some thing good that you can keep! I learned that at a young age! Dess can be very sneaky but in a fun way! Always down to try new things always been popular and good to go!! Dess are always we'lling to give the shirt off there back!! Dess can be very loyal to the people they love!! Dess love blance!! In the would and in the life's! If you ever run bye a dess plz tell her to phone home!!

Dezz are just sweet people!! Hi dess

by Blow me jjvgmkgg August 7, 2018

e-dress

e-mail address, shortened in the manner of 'e-zine,''e-tail, etc.

Created 2002 by Bill Marsano, writer

She's hot. Did you get her digits and e-dress?

by Bill Marsano August 13, 2007

asian dressing

When an asian girl has her period on your pubes, then she licks it off.

Keiths mom gave me some asian dressing, it was great

by Jimmy the best August 22, 2011

salad dress

an old dress from the 1900s turned into a salad.

look at my old wedding dress it should be turned into salad.

by jaba August 27, 2003

dessie

Male Genitalia, otherwise known as the penis.
Or cock

I so got her last night with my dessie.

I love it when she sits on top of my dessie!

Ow, my dessie!

by Ow my Jordan January 13, 2008