Crookshanked

When a person is deemed to be bad at something and they go to the extremes to prove themselves, resulting in failure and proving their lack of said skill

Thomas got so mad he didn't make the swim team that he crookshanked their first practice by swimming laps, resulting in the lifeguard having to save him.

by trei3 July 20, 2024

Crooked Lake Enema

When you’re on the lake with the boys and enjoy anal bukkake with the third wheel girlfriend.

Why is your girl walking like a cowboy? We gave her a Crooked Lake Enema last night

by Anthony Vince September 10, 2023

Croom

A croom is when your coom cave is used for homosexual activities. Often, a croom is used to describe a room where two men are hooking up with each other or jumping into assholes, as they say. As you might know, a coom cave is a cum-stained gamer room. This is really kinky for the two men who are having sex. The most common position in the croom is the long one😉. Most of the time, the dick is over 17 inches. No woman is allowed in a croom. If this happens it will no longer be called a croom, but rather a craam cuz the lady brings boobs.

DUUUUUUDDE!!!!!!!!! Your croom is awsome!!!
Wanna jump in my croom, dude??

by Homsepus_croomlover December 12, 2023

croomfiationship

Twitter slang; a combination of croomf and situationship to mean a mutual crush (cr-) between two mutuals (-oomf) that results in an undefined, low-stakes, and intense romantic relationship.

Person A: Ugh, I keep seeing my ex-croomfiationship on the tl and accidentally liked one of their retweets. I thought I soft-blocked them.
Person B: Honestly, I'd deactivate if I were you.

by ilovemybfpedropascal January 22, 2024

crooder

When a crippled uses a scooter to mobilize.

Why are there so many crooders in the hallway

by Pencollector February 6, 2024

crooked cannon

Any Judge that does not faithfully or consistently adhere to their oath of office and aggressively pursue justice for ALL.

Most specifically any judge that's totally biased and crooked such as Judge Aileen Cannon whose made numerous crooked judgements in order to benefit the sleazy chump clown Trump.

"Yo Jimmy I heard you're serving 5 years in prison for jaywalking... What happened? "

"Yeah... I had a 'crooked cannon' as a judge."

by ECHOROCK November 16, 2023

crookedkevin8

An epic dude

person1: omg is that crookedkevin8?

person2: OMG IT IS CROOKEDKEVIN8!!!!

by Bradlyissoooocool November 25, 2023